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Discussion in 'The Club House' started by MGH, Sep 9, 2010.
I got a flashlight...
Hmmm, I got either a Vodka and coke, or a Marshmellow shooter. I'm not sure which is a better weapon.
My S&W 442 is on the end table to my left.
In a rare moment of zombie readiness, my new 870 is sitting to my left in its case with 100 shells... Yeah, I'm good to go.
There's a229 Sig perched on top of my computer tower in my desk and a couple lever rifles and a 12 ga to my right. My Para LTC is holstered on me.
Just because I'm paranoid does not mean people are not out to get me
my spitoon.... Looks like rule number one is in effect "cardio".
Looks like I'm Effed! The unit over there is Mrs. JD and she is eating BBQ snacks and watching Top Chef DC.
Of course I have two Germans, both are willing to kill to protect the family, and a 1911 is in my Laz-Y-Boy chair to my right. And I am a right handed shooter.
So, I put the over/under on humans vs. zombie at 98/2 for the home team.
I'm glad my 1911 is sitting to the left of me under a shirt... I knew I kept it there for a reason. Unfortunately, both my rifles are to the right.
Damn...all I have is a paper clip, a rubber band and a cup of coffee. I'll have to MacGyver that into a weapon of mass destruction.
I got.........i got........ a fugging pen
Hmm a telephone, pencil sharpener, and some CDs. The CDs could be useful like in the game Dead Rising.
Let's see...a cup of coffee and a heavy glass ashtray. Neither one is worth more than one shot so I can take out 2 zombies. As for the rest of the horde, I'm Zombie Chow.
I have a Mora and a scrabble game to my left. So I can get the zombie hordes distracted playing Scrabble and dismember them with my Mora before they notice.
Make sure you practice good batonning technique when taking off their arms and legs.
a pair of pink handcuffs???
Ummmmm... I have a phone, a blackberry, a book "Some 'Events and Incidents During the Civil War" written by my Great Grandfather and an aluminum clip board....
I'm calling all the FTF members and screaming for help!!!! Tango where are you????????????????
My Elsie Ahrrrrrrr and my mora, yep both just to my left here on the desk.
AND, my CCW w/one loaded Bianchi speed strip.
A blackberry and an empty bottle of bourbon... Well at least I can whack the zombies with the bottle while I call backup.
On my left, a stapler and a tape dispenser. However, on the right and just above the mouse pad sits a Model 36 with five hollowpoint Zombie greeters.
I'm right handed, my guns are never on the left.
A big candle in a glass container.