Are You Man (or Woman) Enough?

Discussion in 'The Club House' started by Benning Boy, May 10, 2011.

  1. Benning Boy

    Benning Boy New Member

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    I require one non supporting member.

    If you accept this challenge, you will be taking part in an incredible adventure, one that has never been attempted on any other forum, well at least not that I'm aware of.

    You will be written into a story, one where you make the decisions as to how it progresses. If you successfully navigate all the way to the end, you will receive a special honor from myself and a few of the folks here.

    But it won't be easy. It likely ends in death.

    Who's my huckleberry?
     
  2. Dillinger

    Dillinger New Member

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    Step right up, step right up! This is a chance at forum infamy! If the member successfully navigates this tale of adventure I shall personally pay your first year's membership dues and you will be exposed to a whole new side of FTF.

    But I caution you, Benning the Bard is not to be taken likely, for he as cunning and clever as he is Interesting.

    So, who amongst you shall take this Quest?
     

  3. Benning Boy

    Benning Boy New Member

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    Way to step up, J.D., thank you.

    So there it is. Not only do you get your own story, you get access to something 10x as fun as it is out here.

    One Non-SM. Who has the jewels for this?
     
  4. Maverick

    Maverick New Member

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    I'm your huckleberry.
     
  5. Dillinger

    Dillinger New Member

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    We have a winner! Or do we? Best sharpen your wit and your quill my new friend as you are about to be thrust into the SH!T. :D

    Benning, do your worst, as I hereby decree maverick My Champion and I know he shall do his!

    *gauntlet slap*
     
  6. Benning Boy

    Benning Boy New Member

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    Alright! Way to step up!

    Here's the deal.

    You're a professional adventurer. You've made your way to the Amazon basin, and you meet a guide.

    You will be allowed to pick between two rifles, and you will be given a cell phone.

    Pay attention now.

    The battery is only good for ONE call. If you encounter a situation, and you're completely at a loss, you may phone a supporting member who will get you out of the situation.

    Give me your gender, and an age bracket, and we'll begin....
     
  7. Benning Boy

    Benning Boy New Member

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    Ground Control to Maverick......
     
  8. Maverick

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    Maverick here.
    male
    Age-41
     
  9. Benning Boy

    Benning Boy New Member

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    Here's the deal....

    All supporting members have access to the map. If you are asked if you want to use the cell, you are at the crossroads of life and death. Choose wisely, one call.

    If you win, I personally will sport an avatar in your honor, and J.D. has offered a free one year membership to all of the goodies Supporting Membership has to offer.

    Let's begin....
     
  10. Maverick

    Maverick New Member

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    Let the games begin...............
     
  11. Benning Boy

    Benning Boy New Member

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    Maverick alternately tooks turns between scratching his beard and swatting the mosquitos that were having their way with his sunburned forearms. The small canoe he occupied drifted lazily down the edge of the Amazon, and he could hear monkeys in the canopy either fighting or screwing, he couldn't tell which.

    His guide steered the canoe to a bank, where a tall black man in BDUs and a beret stood, sheened in sweat and smoking a cigar.

    Maverick left the canoe, and extended his hand. The man took it heartily.

    "You must be Professor Maverick, I was told to expect you. I'm Pablo, let's do business."

    They went to a small tent, Pablo pulled a crate from it. He popped the lid, withdrew a cell phone, handed it to Maverick.

    Pablo gestured to the crate. Inside was an AK-47 with 3 magazines, and an AR-15 with one magazine.

    "Choose one, Professor...."
     
  12. winds-of-change

    winds-of-change The Balota's Staff Member

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    My prayers are with you, Maverick. :cool:
     
  13. Maverick

    Maverick New Member

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    Thank you Pablo........ I choose the AK.
     
  14. Benning Boy

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    Marverick slung the AK over his back, and paid Pablo.

    "Here, you'll need these as well..."

    Pablo handed him a map and compass, as well as a cigar.

    Maverick nodded, thanked Pablo. He oriented the map, shot an azimuth, and disappeared into the bush.
     
  15. Maverick

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    The jungle canopy shades me from the sun as I follow the river and take in the incredible sight of the Amazon Forest.

    The monkeys in the trees are now visible.........it is confirmed.

    Their screwing alright.
     
  16. Benning Boy

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    Pablo chuckled as he counted Maverick's money. The AK he sold had a hole in the gas tube. It would fire, but it wouldn't cycle.

    "Stupid Yankee," he chuckled to himself.

    But Karma had crept within 10 feet of Pablo, in the form of a huge leopard. It pounced, tearing out his throat before Pablo had a chance to scream, his ears filled with the deafening sound of his own skull being crushed by the ferocious jaws.
     
  17. Benning Boy

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    Maverick made his way through the brush, the triple canopy making it almost night. He slashed to exhaustion, needed to rest.

    He needed lodging for the night, and surveyed his surroundings.

    To the west, he saw an Utulu tribesman, gathering berries.

    To the east, he saw a Rakwa tribesman, chipping a stone.

    I wonder which one he'll approach?
     
  18. Maverick

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    I approach the Utulu tribesman since the Utulu are know to be friendly to Westerners.

    To my suprise and relief he speaks broken English and we speak for a moment.

    Kwutotna shows me some of the berries he is picking and explains that not only are the eddible, but can be mashed into a paste/medicine for cuts. He also points out poisonous berries to avoid, but that can be used as a very dealy addition to a blowgun dart.

    Kwutotna invites me to lodge at his village for the evening. I decline as I relate to him my quest.

    We part way, but not before Kwutotna gives me berries in a pouch made of lion scrotum and wishs me Jumadi's speed.

    I make may way into the jungle once again pondering the question.......Who the hell is Jumadi????
     
  19. Benning Boy

    Benning Boy New Member

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    Oh, man....

    Maverick follows the Utulu tribesman to his village. He is invited to dinner.

    As he sits around the fire with them, they pass him a bowl filled with a thick, white liquid.

    He drinks, and passes it along. He notices just how fabulous the tribesmen are, and how there seem to be no women there.

    The Chief asks if there's anything he'd like, and Maverick, feeling randy, says, "A woman."

    The Chief claps his hands, and out comes two women. One is old, attractive for her advanced years, the other, young, fit, plain.

    I wonder which maverick will choose?
     
  20. Maverick

    Maverick New Member

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    Apparently, through Kwutotna's incesent urging I changed my mind and accompanied him to his village.


    I choose the young fit woman. We retire to a small hut rased ten feet into the air on posts. Once inside, I see fear in the young womans eyes. All thoughts of taking this young girl quickly flee from my outermost thoughts.

    An old familiar scent fills my nostrils......too familiar.....It is death.

    The young girl falls asleep, I stay vigilant, the air is heavy, I take in the night sounds..................and wait