Are you a Democrat, a Republican, or a Redneck?

Discussion in 'Legal and Activism' started by Kimber45, Jun 29, 2010.

  1. Kimber45

    Kimber45 New Member

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    You're walking down a deserted street with your wife and two small children.

    Suddenly, an Islamic Terrorist with a huge knife comes around the corner, locks eyes with you, screams obscenities, praises Allah, raises the knife, and charges at you...

    You are carrying a Kimber 1911 cal. 45 ACP, and you are an expert shot. You have mere seconds before he reaches you and your family. What do you do?

    Democrat's Answer:

    * Well, that's not enough information to answer the question!

    * Does the man look poor or oppressed?

    * Have I ever done anything to him that would inspire him to attack?

    * Could we run away?

    * What does my wife think?

    * What about the kids?

    * Could I possibly swing the gun like a club and knock the knife out of his hand?

    * What does the law say about this situation?

    * Does the pistol have appropriate safety built into it?

    * Why am I carrying a loaded gun anyway, and what kind of message does this send to society and to my children?

    * Is it possible he'd be happy with just killing me?

    * Does he definitely want to kill me, or would he be content just to wound me?
    * If I were to grab his knees and hold on, could my family get away while he was stabbing me?

    * Should I call 9-1-1?

    * Why is this street so deserted?

    * We need to raise taxes, have paint & weed day.

    * Can we make this a happier, healthier street that would discourage such behavior.

    * I need to debate this with some friends for a few days and try to come to a consensus.

    * This is all so confusing!

    Republican's Answer:

    BANG!

    Redneck's Answer:

    BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!BANG ! BANG! BANG! BANG! Click..... (Sounds of reloading) BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!BANG!BANG! Click

    Daughter: 'Nice grouping, Daddy!' 'Were those the Winchester Silver Tips or Hollow Points?! '

    Son: 'Can I shoot the next one?!'

    Wife: 'You ain't taking that to the Taxidermist!'
     
  2. wldennis

    wldennis New Member

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    Good one! I like that.
     

  3. CA357

    CA357 New Member Supporter

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    I wasn't aware of it, but apparently, I can be an Italian redneck from Brooklyn, ;)
     
  4. Pat-inCO

    Pat-inCO New Member

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    A year or two old, but still funny.
     
  5. DrumJunkie

    DrumJunkie New Member

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    All those bangs..Must have slammed a fresh mag...heh
     
  6. collegekid20

    collegekid20 New Member

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  7. skullcrusher

    skullcrusher New Member

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    An oldie but a goodie.

    Btw, collegekid20...is not Chris Titus anti-gun? Just curious as I don't know for 100% fact on that, but...
     
  8. pandamonium

    pandamonium New Member

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    Definitly a good one, I MUST be a Jersey redneck!:D
     
  9. doctherock

    doctherock New Member

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  10. General_lee

    General_lee New Member

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    Yep, I am definitely a redneck :D
     
  11. danf_fl

    danf_fl Retired Supporter

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    Wasn't it a Demokrat that said something about "kickin' a$$" in reference to the Gulf Oil spill?
     
  12. dunerunner

    dunerunner New Member

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    One of my favorites!! :D
     
  13. dunerunner

    dunerunner New Member

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    No, that was a Marxist Progressive posing as a Democrat. All real Democrats are Patriots! :D
     
  14. suprdave

    suprdave New Member

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    So, what you're saying is that there's no REAL democrats anymore?
     
  15. dancingflea

    dancingflea New Member

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    rednecks will keep this country free.nice joke!
     
  16. dunerunner

    dunerunner New Member

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    Haven't met one yet. Most just are following the parties lead, a party that has been co-opted by Progressives. There is no Democratic party. It has adopted the Socialist/Communist Progressive platform.