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Not really, but I thought I saw one this morning....
As I was walking to the truck to go to work, I saw the neighbor's daughter in their yard. In her underwear. Eyes half closed, staggering and moaning, bleeding nose. I almost lost my mind. My first thought was that someone has seriously hurt this poor kid. I got pissed. I put my son in the truck, and walked up to her slow and easy, trying to talk to her gently...and got no response at all, except a low moan...
That's when it popped into my head "only head shots kill zombies" (oooh, at that point I kind of felt like an idiot)
I had no idea what was going on, so I went and knocked on the door and got the girl's Dad. Turned out she's a chronic sleepwalker, and this was the first time she'd gotten out of the house. The best we could figure, judging by the blood on the door jam, she must have hit herself on the way out causing the bloody nose.
He got a piece of clothesline from their garage, gave me one end while he took the other, and we corraled her back to the front door where she staggered back inside...he said they'd woken her up once while she was sleep walking, and he'd be damned if he'd ever do it again!
Strange things happen with me.
As I was walking to the truck to go to work, I saw the neighbor's daughter in their yard. In her underwear. Eyes half closed, staggering and moaning, bleeding nose. I almost lost my mind. My first thought was that someone has seriously hurt this poor kid. I got pissed. I put my son in the truck, and walked up to her slow and easy, trying to talk to her gently...and got no response at all, except a low moan...
That's when it popped into my head "only head shots kill zombies" (oooh, at that point I kind of felt like an idiot)
I had no idea what was going on, so I went and knocked on the door and got the girl's Dad. Turned out she's a chronic sleepwalker, and this was the first time she'd gotten out of the house. The best we could figure, judging by the blood on the door jam, she must have hit herself on the way out causing the bloody nose.
He got a piece of clothesline from their garage, gave me one end while he took the other, and we corraled her back to the front door where she staggered back inside...he said they'd woken her up once while she was sleep walking, and he'd be damned if he'd ever do it again!
Strange things happen with me.
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