Another "Which Is It"

Discussion in 'The Club House' started by winds-of-change, Oct 7, 2011.

  1. s**t

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  2. go blind

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  1. winds-of-change

    winds-of-change The Balota's Staff Member

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    I never did understand this saying. When my daughter was in school, she played softball and she's a 'lefty'. My friend's husband from down the street wandered by and he was talking to my daughter about the advantages of being a left handed pitcher. He was telling her about the different pitches, etc. and at one point he said "If you throw a pitch like that the batter won't know whether to s**t or go blind. I must have gotten a funny look on my face as I pondered those two choices. He thought I was mad that he said the "s" word to my daughter and apologized. I told him it was okay to say that word but what the heck kind of choice is s**t or go blind? I mean, really, who would rather go blind than s**t? :rolleyes:
     
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  2. LONGHAIR

    LONGHAIR New Member

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    I don't like the Dark.....
     

  3. WDbeej

    WDbeej New Member

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    Ahh a good BM or the ability to not have to see Chaz Bono or Rosie O'Donnell. I'll have to go meditate in the water closet on that one.
     
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  4. winds-of-change

    winds-of-change The Balota's Staff Member

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    funny!!


    .........
     
  5. BenLuby

    BenLuby New Member

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    The meaning of it? It's meant to show that someone is so confused that a simple decision (who wouldn't rather sh1t than go blind?) becomes almost paralyzing.
    In your daughters case, it would be 'swing or don't swing', but the batter, with a good pitch, would, even with a good pitch, stand there stunned, rather than making what should be an instinctive reaction.
     
  6. Shihan

    Shihan Active Member Lifetime Supporter

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    I choose go blind, I have a poll for the other. I think I'll post it!:D
     
  7. rjd3282

    rjd3282 New Member

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    Just close one eye and fart.
     
  8. trip286

    trip286 New Member

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    best option. at least you wouldn't have to leave the batter's box.
     
  9. c3shooter

    c3shooter Administrator Staff Member

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    S**t or Go Blind

    This is a phrase used when someone is confused and cannot decide between two choices. It is derived from the conundrum faced by a teenage male who lives in a house with one bathroom and a large family.


    Source- Urban Dictionary
     
  10. kfox75

    kfox75 Well-Known Member Supporter

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    Hard choice. Am I constipated? Did I just see something that I wish I could unsee?:eek: Life is full of important decisions.
     
  11. winds-of-change

    winds-of-change The Balota's Staff Member

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  12. boatme98

    boatme98 New Member

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    When faced with a seemingly insurmountable problem in life which dictates a firm decision, I will usualy just close one eye and fart repeatedly.
    Guess what I'm doing now...;)
     
  13. ineverFTF

    ineverFTF New Member

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    Hahahaha thats fantastic. :D
     
  14. AcidFlashGordon

    AcidFlashGordon New Member

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    [​IMG]

    ....oh, and I'll take the B.M. over going blind...

    even with those disgusting images still in my head.....
     
  15. therewolf

    therewolf New Member

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    The ability to un-see things would be nice.

    Fat people I've seen wearing spandex

    haunt my dreams.:(
     
  16. boatme98

    boatme98 New Member

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    Ooooh yeah. Hate it when you can see the dingleberries. :eek:
     
  17. Vikingdad

    Vikingdad New Member

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    As a teenager it would be difficult to work on going blind if I had to S**t.

    Just sayin'
     
  18. mountainman13

    mountainman13 New Member

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    Aaaarrgghh...plop plop...flush