Another Way To Have a Vasectomy

Discussion in 'The Club House' started by alsaqr, Apr 22, 2011.

  1. alsaqr

    alsaqr Well-Known Member Supporter

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    After their 3rd child an Alabama couple decided that was enough.

    As they could not afford a larger home, the husband went to his
    veterinarian and told him that he and his wife didn’t want to have any
    more children.

    The doctor told him that there was a procedure called a vasectomy that
    could fix the problem but that it was expensive. ‘A less costly
    alternative,’ said the doctor, ‘is to go home, get a cherry bomb, light it, put it in a beer can. Then hold the can up to your ear and count to 10.’

    The Alabamian said to the doctor, ‘I may not be the sharpest tool in the
    shed, but I don’t see how putting a cherry bomb in a beer can next to my
    ear is going to help me.’

    ‘Trust me,’ said the doctor.

    So the man went home, lit a cherry bomb and put it in a beer can. He held
    the can up to his ear and began to count!

    ’1′

    ’2′

    ’3′

    ’4′

    ’5′

    At which point he paused, placed the beer can between his legs and
    continued counting on his other hand.

    This procedure also works in rural areas of Tennessee, Kentucky , Oklahoma and West Virginia.
     
  2. Dillinger

    Dillinger New Member

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    LOL - That is just SOOOO wrong. You got me with that one. :D
     

  3. opaww

    opaww New Member

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    That was good
     
  4. Neophyte1

    Neophyte1 New Member

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    Caught Me

    alsaqr: Sir, haha; that is so very ugly; haha; :)
     
  5. CA357

    CA357 New Member Supporter

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    I just lol'd. :D
     
  6. jgand72

    jgand72 New Member

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    Hahaha I didn't expect that at all
     
  7. DougB

    DougB New Member

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    This works in Minnesota too. There they put the beer can between their legs at about a 5 count and then plug their ears! :p