Animals in the fireplace!!!

Discussion in 'The Club House' started by spittinfire, Jul 1, 2010.

  1. spittinfire

    spittinfire New Member Supporter

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    So I'm at my parents house and I come in from the garage to get some water and the 2 inside dogs are starring at the fireplace and horrible screeching noises are coming from it. I'm instantly thinking some type of rodent. The screeching stops so I grab a flashlight and slowly open the door.....HOLY CRAP!!! A squirrel comes flying out of there like it's tail was on fire and now these two hounds are on the hunt for a clearly distressed and rather pissed squirrel. This thing is all over the place, making sounds I didn't know they could make. Dogs are barking, leaping from furniture. The squirrel is looking for some high ground with an 8 year old weenie dog closing the gap down the hallway. I didn't think that dog could move like that anymore.







    Just kidding, it was 3 baby birds. Not sure what kind but they aren't pretty and they sound nasty. I'll get some pics up in a few.
     
  2. suprdave

    suprdave New Member

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    Dammit! I was really getting into that story, and you screw it up with baby birds! :mad:
     

  3. spittinfire

    spittinfire New Member Supporter

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    I got them out. I was wrong, it was 5 birds. Now I have to figure out what the heck I'm going to do with these things.
     
  4. Dillinger

    Dillinger New Member

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    I say you have to make a home for them in your underwear after leading me on with an awesome story like that and then falling flatter than my prom date. :(

    I'm with Dave, go punch yourself in the junk. ;)

    JD
     
  5. suprdave

    suprdave New Member

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    No punching of the junk. Vise-Grips on your nipples...then one full turn.
     
  6. doctherock

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    Damn it started out so good, my first thought was birds then you led me toward the squirrel.
     
  7. orangello

    orangello New Member

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    Do they have a cat available for disposal of the birds?
     
  8. Dzscubie

    Dzscubie New Member

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    A little garlic, a little butter and saute until golden brown... ummmm crunchy.
     
  9. spittinfire

    spittinfire New Member Supporter

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    Victory is mine!!!

    I still dont know what to do with these stupid birds.
     
  10. orangello

    orangello New Member

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    Like on that Family Guy episode with the birds in Peter's beard. LOL!

    Don't forget to regurgitate their food for them. :p