And there we were (funny)

Discussion in 'The Club House' started by Gojubrian, Aug 26, 2009.

  1. Gojubrian

    Gojubrian New Member

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    A U.S. Marine squad was marching north of Fallujah when they came
    upon an Iraqi terrorist, badly injured and unconscious. On the
    opposite side of the road was an American Marine in a similar but
    less serious state. The Marine was conscious and alert and as
    first aid was given to both men, the squad leader asked the
    injured Marine what had happened.

    The Marine reported, "I was heavily armed and moving north along
    the highway here, and coming south was a heavily armed insurgent.
    We saw each other and both took cover in the ditches along the
    road. I yelled to him that Saddam Hussein was a miserable, lowlife
    scum bag who got what he deserved, and he yelled back that Ted
    Kennedy is a fat, good-for-nothing, left wing liberal drunk who
    doesn't know how to drive, and Obama is an idiot.


    So I said that Osama Bin Laden dresses and acts like a frigid, mean-spirited lesbian.

    He retaliated by yelling, "Oh yeah? Well, so does Nancy Pelosi!"



    "And, there we were, in the middle of the road, shaking hands, when
    a truck hit us."
     
  2. spittinfire

    spittinfire New Member Supporter

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  3. Troy Michalik

    Troy Michalik Is it Friday yet? Supporter

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  4. Franciscomv

    Franciscomv New Member

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    LOL I'm stealing this one, I'm sure my Obama-loving American co-workers will love it. :)
     
  5. Benning Boy

    Benning Boy New Member

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    I will be using that one for the next month. Thank you.:D