An alternative to body scanning at airports

Discussion in 'The Club House' started by DarinCraft, Feb 17, 2010.

  1. DarinCraft

    DarinCraft New Member

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    Here's a solution to all the controversy over full-body scanners at airports. Have everyone step into a booth that will not X-ray you, but will detonate any explosive device you may have on you.

    It would be a win-win for everyone, and there would be no nonsense about racial profiling!!!!!:D:D:D:D
     
  2. Highpower

    Highpower New Member

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    Pure genius. :)

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  3. lonyaeger

    lonyaeger New Member

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    Sounds good to me. You might be able to retire rich off of this!;)
     
  4. cbw

    cbw New Member

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    Lets vote it in, better than the gasoline enema :eek:
     
  5. dunerunner

    dunerunner New Member

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    Damned thing wouldn't even have to work! All we'd have to do is tell everyone it works, contains the blast and washes itself down!!




    NEXT!!
     
  6. Car54

    Car54 New Member

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    DarinCraft, you are da' man.
     
  7. TXnorton

    TXnorton New Member

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    The latest news is that the TSA will start using explosive detecting hand swipes on all passengers. They have already been using this technology to wipe a disposable pad over carry-on luggage handles and then putting the swipe pad into an analyzer to sense residue of any explosive material.

    Soooooooo.....don't be using your range bag as a carry-on! Be sure you wash your hands REALLY well if you have been hunting, shooting, or relolading anytime shortly before you fly!
     
  8. c3shooter

    c3shooter Administrator Staff Member

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    I work with, and teach the use of commercial and military explosives, and I live on airplanes. Since I no longer HAVE a social life, I sorta look forward to the patdowns!!!:D I just start moaning a little........
     
  9. DarinCraft

    DarinCraft New Member

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    when I am getting pat down, I just ask the guy if I can take my pants off or would he like to:D
     
  10. james_black

    james_black New Member

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    I got an alternative. I'm gonna show up naked to the airport.
    Pair of sandals and my ticket. F**k it man.
     
  11. DarinCraft

    DarinCraft New Member

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    o
    rotflmao, "Excuse me sir, would you like to check your sack or would that be carry on?"