Ammo Shortage? Saturday morning I lucked out at the gun show and was able to buy several cases of 9mm ammo. On the way home, I stopped at the gas station where a drop-dead gorgeous blonde was filling up her car at the next pump. She looked at the ammo in the back of my truck and said in a very sexy voice, "I'm a believer in barter, big boy. Would you be interested in trading sex for ammo?" I thought a few seconds and asked, "what kinda ammo ya got?"