Amateur Liar contest

Discussion in 'The Club House' started by c3shooter, Sep 10, 2020.

  1. F4U

    F4U Well-Known Member Supporter

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    When I get called into the office for anything I walk in the door saying " I didn't do it, I wasn't here that day, the check is in the mail, if none of these answer your question I don't know the answer"
     
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  2. c3shooter

    c3shooter Administrator Staff Member Admin Moderator Lifetime Supporter

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    F4U- It is bacon, Jesus and 42. Answer to everything.
     
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  3. PeeJay1313

    PeeJay1313 Well-Known Member Supporter

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    Bacon.. hmm
    "I don't like bacon"... If thats not a lie, I don't know what is ..
     
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  4. winds-of-change

    winds-of-change The Balota's Staff Member Admin Moderator Lifetime Supporter

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    That is so awesome. Thanks.
     
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  5. TimKS

    TimKS Well-Known Member Lifetime Supporter

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    I never lie.
     
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  6. Mister Dave

    Mister Dave Well-Known Member

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    I just watched Joe...

    Oh wait, this is about amateur liars. Sorry, my bad.
     
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  7. PeeJay1313

    PeeJay1313 Well-Known Member Supporter

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    Its not about the money....
     
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  8. PeeJay1313

    PeeJay1313 Well-Known Member Supporter

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    Have you purchased any new firearms? "Um NO...." ... I told the wife.
     
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  9. PeeJay1313

    PeeJay1313 Well-Known Member Supporter

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    I support ya...
     
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  10. OLD Ron

    OLD Ron Well-Known Member

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    That's the first I heard that joke !
    ( today )
     
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  11. OLD Ron

    OLD Ron Well-Known Member

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    I am not fat ....... just have big bones !
    :p
     
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  12. OLD Ron

    OLD Ron Well-Known Member

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    This pistol has less than a box of shells shot through it . :eek:
     
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  13. Rifling82

    Rifling82 Well-Known Member Supporter

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    Just one more....
     
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  14. JTJ

    JTJ Well-Known Member Supporter

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    It wasn't my fault.:(
     
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  15. TankTop

    TankTop Well-Known Member Supporter

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    I just spent a couple days with my step dad. I really need to keep my mouth shut

    Needless to say I win the contest without playing!
     
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  16. dango

    dango Well-Known Member Lifetime Supporter

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    Chain did it .........:p :D
     
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  17. locutus

    locutus Well-Known Member Supporter

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    During my time in the CIA, I was taught Krav Maga by the Kidon.
     
  18. Mercator

    Mercator Well-Known Member

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    It shoots 0.5 MOA all day long.
     
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  19. TankTop

    TankTop Well-Known Member Supporter

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    I shoot 1/2 MOE all day long
     
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  20. c3shooter

    c3shooter Administrator Staff Member Admin Moderator Lifetime Supporter

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    Minute of Everything?
     
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