Aarrgh! It's International Talk Like a Pirate Day!

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  1. CA357

    CA357 New Member Supporter

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  2. Highpower

    Highpower New Member

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    Where does a pirate keep his buccaneers?

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  3. CourtJester

    CourtJester Well-Known Member

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    Under his bucan-hat???
     
  4. Highpower

    Highpower New Member

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    DING - DING - DING - DING!!! We have a winner! :D
     
  5. CourtJester

    CourtJester Well-Known Member

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    Aarrgh me matey; What booty do me win fer me pummels???
     
  6. dog2000tj

    dog2000tj New Member

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    Scurvy ya flea bitten mongol, aaargh! :p
     
  7. canebrake

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    Cane's pirate talk, God I've got to get to the Keys soon!

    Mother, mother ocean,
    I have heard you call,
    Wanted to sail upon your waters
    since I was three feet tall. You've seen it all,
    You've seen it all.

    Watched the men who rode you,
    Switch from sails to steam.
    And in your belly you hold the treasure
    That few have ever seen, Most of them dreams,
    Most of them dreams.

    Yes, I am a pirate
    Two hundred years too late.
    The cannons don't thunder there's nothin' to plunder
    I'm an over forty victim of fate; arriving too late
    Arriving too late.

    I've done a bit of smugglin'
    I've run my share of grass.
    I made enough money to buy Miami,
    But I pissed it away so fast, Never meant to last,
    Never meant to last.

    I have been drunk now for over two weeks,
    I passed out and I rallied and I sprung a few leaks,
    but I've got to stop wishin', got to go fishin'
    I'm down to rock bottom again. Just a few friends,
    Just a few friends.

    (Instrumental)

    I go for younger women,
    Lived with several awhile,
    And though I ran away, They'll come back one day.
    And still I can manage a smile
    It just takes awhile, just takes awhile.

    Mother mother ocean,
    after all these years I've found
    My occupational hazard being
    my occupation's just not around
    I feel like I've drowned, gonna head uptown.
     
  8. jca1

    jca1 New Member

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    Ahoy me brethren of the coast......
     
  9. CA357

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    One of Jimmy's best.
     
  10. dunerunner

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    Yo Ho, Uo Ho, A Pirates life for me

    We pillage, we plunder, we rifle and loot
    Drink up me hearties, yo ho
    We kidnap and ravage and don't give a hoot
    Drink up me hearties, yo ho

    Yo ho, yo ho, a pirate's life for me

    We extort, we pilfer, we filch and sack
    Drink up me hearties, yo ho
    Maraud and embezzle and even high-jack
    Drink up me hearties yo ho

    Yo ho, yo ho, a pirate's life for me

    We kindle and char, inflame and ignite
    Drink up me hearties, yo ho
    We burn up the city, we're really a fright
    Drink up me hearties, yo ho

    We're rascals, scoundrels, villains, and knaves
    Drink up me hearties, yo ho
    We're devils and black sheep, really bad eggs
    Drink up me hearties, yo ho

    Yo ho, yo ho, a pirate's life for me

    We're beggars and blighters and ne'er do-well cads
    Drink up me hearties, yo ho
    Aye, but we're loved by our mommies and dads
    Drink up me hearties, yo ho

    Sorry! A week at Disneyland.........
     
  11. canebrake

    canebrake New Member

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    Don, you a parrot head?

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  12. CA357

    CA357 New Member Supporter

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    Not a Parrothead, but I'm definitely a fan. :D
     
  13. notdku

    notdku Administrator Staff Member

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    I completely missed this. I guess it's good I walk around talking like a pirate anyways.
     
  14. steve666

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    What's a pirates favorite fast food restaurant? Arrrrby's of course!!!
     
  15. steve666

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    Remembered another one - "To error is human - to Arrrrh is pirate"