A woman of sorts..?

Discussion in 'The Club House' started by dango, Jan 22, 2014.

  1. dango

    dango Well-Known Member Lifetime Supporter

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    I was out the other day and little bit of snow , 2" or so , but I could see all kinds of critter tracks , everything . As I,m crusing along , I see these really large human like feets in the snow . We'll , knowing me , I start to follow them thar feets . I hear something ruffling the brush ahead of me .! The closer I gits , I start hearing this purring like noise . Then I hear this like cooing type sound .

    Then , no noise at all . I keep following these feets to this little cove , a thick grove of pines . The feet seam to stop there and I look up this large pine ......Eeeeeeeeerrk , there she be , a female large foot . The critter jumps out of the tree and grabs me . It starta to rubbin and hugging , licking and purring the whole time . After the fact , I smell like sewage , spitting hair out my face and it hands me it,s phone number ! Eeeek...is this love..?
     
  2. danf_fl

    danf_fl Retired Supporter

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    That, or the aftershave you use. :)
     

  3. MisterMcCool

    MisterMcCool Well-Known Member Supporter

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  4. eatmydust

    eatmydust New Member

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    Take a Wahl shaver with you on your date.;)
     
  5. trip286

    trip286 New Member

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    Just wrap it before you tap it and you're good.

    I have a joke regarding something like this... think I'll put it in the cave later this evening.
     
  6. orangello

    orangello New Member

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    Do you really want whatever it usually mates with tracking you down by that "garbage" perfume?

    Run, run fast!
     
  7. wittmeba

    wittmeba New Member

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    Until about 2 days ago I didn't have rights to this forum, but I was curious and wondering, so I joined...

    Today, I'm just wondering...
     
  8. dango

    dango Well-Known Member Lifetime Supporter

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    You will learn to love me.....:eek:
     
  9. Gonzilla

    Gonzilla Active Member

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    Not trying to get Orangello fired up but are you sure it wasn't a randy bear ?
     
  10. 303tom

    303tom Well-Known Member

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    I`ll bet it was the Old Spice !..............
     
  11. dango

    dango Well-Known Member Lifetime Supporter

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    Actually all I wear is Le de Puew.....! :D
     
  12. wittmeba

    wittmeba New Member

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    Before or after your date with above?
     
  13. 303tom

    303tom Well-Known Member

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    I`ll bet it happened kind of like this.............
    [ame]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JEdBndu0YUM[/ame]
     
  14. MisterMcCool

    MisterMcCool Well-Known Member Supporter

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    This isn't really an exclusive forum. The man cave and the bunker are a little different with fewer rules.
     
  15. wittmeba

    wittmeba New Member

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    ...but I'm still wondering... :)
     
  16. eatmydust

    eatmydust New Member

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    Are you absolutely certain it was a Squatch?
     

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