I was out the other day and little bit of snow , 2" or so , but I could see all kinds of critter tracks , everything . As I,m crusing along , I see these really large human like feets in the snow . We'll , knowing me , I start to follow them thar feets . I hear something ruffling the brush ahead of me .! The closer I gits , I start hearing this purring like noise . Then I hear this like cooing type sound . Then , no noise at all . I keep following these feets to this little cove , a thick grove of pines . The feet seam to stop there and I look up this large pine ......Eeeeeeeeerrk , there she be , a female large foot . The critter jumps out of the tree and grabs me . It starta to rubbin and hugging , licking and purring the whole time . After the fact , I smell like sewage , spitting hair out my face and it hands me it,s phone number ! Eeeek...is this love..?