A texas story

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  1. dteed4094

    dteed4094 New Member

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    A TEXAS STORY



    This is old story out of Texas. ----

    Seems a guy cruises thru a stop sign, and gets pulled over by a local policeman. Guy

    hands the cop his driver's license, insurance verification, plus his concealed carry permit.

    "Okay, Mr. Smith," the cop says, "I see your CCW permit. Are you carrying today?"

    "Yes, I am."

    "Well then, better tell me what you got."

    Smith says, "Well, I got a .357 revolver in my inside coat pocket. There's a 9mm semi-auto in the glove box. And, I've got a .22 magnum derringer in my right boot."

    "Okay," the cop says. "Anything else?"

    "Yeah, back in the trunk, there's an AR15 and a shotgun. That's about it."

    "Mr. Smith, are you on your way to or from a gun range...?"

    "Nope."

    "Well then, what are you afraid of...?"

    "Not a damn thing."
     
  2. 7point62

    7point62 Lifetime Supporting Member Lifetime Supporter

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    Good one, though in Texas the cop might write him ticket for not having enough guns.
     

  3. CA357

    CA357 New Member Supporter

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    Good one. :D

    I moved this to the Clubhouse. It will get more views there.
     
  4. orangello

    orangello New Member

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    Rust, he should fear rust; of course, Texas isn't as humid as MS.