A Redneck Love Poem

Discussion in 'The Club House' started by alsaqr, May 6, 2014.

  1. alsaqr

    alsaqr Well-Known Member Supporter

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    Susie Lee done fell in love
    She planned to marry Joe
    She was so happy bout it all
    She told her Pappy so

    Pappy told her, "Susie Gal
    You'll have to find another"
    I'd just as soon your Mom don't know
    But Joe is yo half-brother

    So Susie put aside her Joe
    And planned to marry Will
    But after telling Pappy this
    He said "There's trouble still"

    You can't marry Will my Gal
    And please don't tell your Mother
    But Will and Joe and several mo
    I know is your half brother

    But Mama knew and said "my child
    just do what makes you happy"
    Marry Will or marry Joe
    You ain't no kin to Pappy
     
  2. Eagle1803

    Eagle1803 New Member

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    OH! LMAO and rolling
     

  3. Rick1967

    Rick1967 Well-Known Member

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    Now that right there is funny!
     
  4. deg

    deg Active Member Lifetime Supporter

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    Too funny!
     
  5. Axxe55

    Axxe55 The Apocalypse Is Coming.....

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    funny poem! :D

    and it's even true in certain parts of the country!:p
     
  6. dango

    dango Well-Known Member Lifetime Supporter

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    Ma sister is a looker. TWANG) ...! :D LMAO, Lol.! ..:D
     
  7. Txhillbilly

    Txhillbilly Active Member

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    Who be my babies daddy!!!!!
     
  8. Axxe55

    Axxe55 The Apocalypse Is Coming.....

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    and how about kissing cousins?:D
     
  9. cva209x50

    cva209x50 New Member

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    :D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:thumbup::thumbup::thumbup::thumbup::thumbup: roflmao
     
  10. shadecorp

    shadecorp Active Member Supporter

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    Oh my.
    And up came my coffee :D
     
  11. cva209x50

    cva209x50 New Member

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    It hurts bad enough to have milk go out your nose. It would friggin suck to have hot coffee go out your nose. :eek: