A New Rabbit

Discussion in 'The Club House' started by IGETEVEN, Aug 22, 2009.

  1. IGETEVEN

    IGETEVEN New Member

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    This joke was posted on my QP forum, thought I would share it.


    A precious little girl, the daughter of an SF soldier, walks into a pet shop and asks, in the sweetest little lisp, between two missing teeth, "Excuthe me, mithter, do you keep widdle wabbits?"

    As the shop keeper's heart melts, he gets down on his knees so that he's on her level and asks, "Do you want a widdle white wabbit, or a thoft and fuwwy bwack wabbit, or maybe one like that cute widdle bwown wabbit over there?"

    She, in turn, blushes, rocks on her heels, puts her hands on her knees, leans forward and says in a tiny quiet voice, "I don't think my pet Python weally gives a thit."
     
  2. Shotgun Shooter

    Shotgun Shooter New Member

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    LOLOLOL. That was pretty funny. :p
    Good one, Jack. ;)

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  3. BigByrd47119

    BigByrd47119 New Member

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    For the record, they dont give a sh**! lol
     
  4. Shotgun Shooter

    Shotgun Shooter New Member

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    You must have a python or previously owned one?

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  5. Benning Boy

    Benning Boy New Member

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    I'll be using that one! Thanks, Jack!
     
  6. BigByrd47119

    BigByrd47119 New Member

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    Neighboor did when I was younger. Always wanted one from them on out but they arent cheap to get or raise.
     
  7. WDB

    WDB New Member

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    That was sweet! thanks Jack
     
  8. SGT-MILLER

    SGT-MILLER New Member

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    That was funny. Good joke.