a joke

Discussion in 'The Club House' started by lonewolf101, Sep 4, 2011.

  1. lonewolf101

    lonewolf101 New Member

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    An Indian walks
    into a cafe with a shotgun in one hand
    and
    pulling a male buffalo with the other.
    He says
    to the waiter:

    "Want
    coffee."

    The waiter says, "Sure, Chief.
    Coming right up."

    He gets the Indian a
    tall mug of coffee.....
    The Indian drinks
    the coffee down in one gulp, turns and
    blasts
    the buffalo with the shotgun,
    Causing parts
    of the animal to splatter everywhere
    and then
    just walks out.

    The next morning the
    Indian returns.
    He has his shotgun in one
    hand, pulling
    Another male buffalo with the
    other.
    He walks up to the counter and says
    to
    The waiter:

    "Want
    coffee."

    The waiter says, "Whoa,
    Tonto!
    We're still cleaning
    up your mess from yesterday. What was
    all that
    about, anyway?"

    The Indian smiles and
    proudly says,

    "Training for
    position in United States
    Congress.
    Come in, drink coffee,
    shoot the bull, leave mess for others
    to clean
    up,
    Disappear for rest of
    day."
    :D
     
  2. Sniper03

    Sniper03 Supporting Member Supporter

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    THAT IS GREAT AND ALSO TRUE!

    Then they get a life long pension for their skills of Sc---ing us!:rolleyes:

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  3. lonewolf101

    lonewolf101 New Member

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    yeah thats why I posted it.