A good laugh to start your day.

Discussion in 'The Club House' started by opaww, Jun 24, 2009.

  1. opaww

    opaww New Member

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    Pinocchio, Snow White, and Superman are out for a little stroll in town one afternoon enjoying the sunshine.

    As they walked, they come across a sign: "Beauty contest for the most beautiful woman in the world."
    "I am entering!" said Snow White.
    After half an hour she comes out and they ask her, "Well, how'd ya do?"
    "I won First Place !," said Snow White.

    They continue walking and they see another sign:
    "Contest for the strongest man in the world."
    "I'm entering," says Superman.
    After half an hour, he returns and they ask him, "How did you make out?"
    "I won First Place too," answers Superman. "Did you ever have a doubt?"

    They continue walking when they see a third sign:
    "Contest! Who is the greatest liar in the world?"
    Pinocchio quickly enters the contest.
    After half an hour he returns with tears in his eyes.
    "What happened?" they asked.
    "Who the hell is Nancy Pelosi?" asked Pinocchio.
     
  2. skullcrusher

    skullcrusher New Member

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    +1 Very funny, opaww! I am still laughing. :D
     

  3. spittinfire

    spittinfire New Member Supporter

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    I'm passing this one along! Good stuff!!
     
  4. Benning Boy

    Benning Boy New Member

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    LMAO, welcome back, Opaww!
     
  5. hunter Joe

    hunter Joe New Member

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    It's nice to have you and your sense of humor back.
     
  6. more forty fives

    more forty fives New Member

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    :):):):) Hope someone sends it to her!
     
  7. TXnorton

    TXnorton New Member

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    opaww:

    This will get wide distribution at my workplace in the morning! Very funny - and very apt! Thanks for posting, and welcome back.

    TXnorton