A Dog Named Dick

Discussion in 'The Club House' started by HKSlinger, Feb 1, 2011.

  1. HKSlinger

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    A little old lady boards a train with her little dog named Dick.
    Not long after taking her seat the conductor comes by and says,
    "1.75 to ride mam".
    She hands him two dollars, and notices her dog scratching.
    She asks,"you got a tick on ya Dick?
    "No mam" says the conductor. "Just getting your quarter". :p
     
  2. falseharmonix

    falseharmonix New Member

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    hahaha!! Just about spit my beer!
     

  3. dunerunner

    dunerunner New Member

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    Aaaaaa, "Ballsitch!" "No Lady, just diggin' for change."