4 Husbands

Discussion in 'The Club House' started by steve666, Mar 7, 2012.

  1. steve666

    steve666 New Member

    The local news station was interviewing an 80-year-old lady because she had just gotten married for the fourth time.
    The interviewer asked her questions about her life, about what it felt like to be marrying again at 80, and then about
    her new husband's occupation.

    "He's a funeral director," she answered.

    "Interesting," the newsman thought.
    He then asked her if she wouldn't mind telling him a little about her first three husbands and what they did for a living. She paused for a few moments, needing time to reflect on all those years.

    After a short time, a smile came to her face and she answered proudly, explaining that she had first married a banker when she was in her early 20's, then a circus ringmaster when in her 40's, and a preacher when in her 60's, and now in her 80's, a funeral director.
    The interviewer looked at her, quite astonished, and asked why she had married four men with such diverse careers.

    (wait for it)
    (don't get mad...)

    (can you guess?)

    She smiled and explained, "I married one for the money, two for the show, three to get ready, and four to go..."[​IMG]
  2. texaswoodworker

    texaswoodworker New Member

    LOL, That was a good one.

  3. rjd3282

    rjd3282 New Member

    That was great. :D
  4. silverado113

    silverado113 New Member

    Good one!.........lol