2008 DNC Schedule

Discussion in 'The Club House' started by Tony Soprano, Aug 17, 2007.

  1. Tony Soprano

    Tony Soprano New Member

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    2008 Democratic National Convention Schedule of

    Events:



    7:00 pm ~ Opening flag burning



    7:15 pm ~ Pledge of Allegiance to the U. N.



    7:20 pm ~ Ted Kennedy proposes a toast



    7:25 pm ~ Nonreligious prayer and worship with

    Jesse Jackson and Al Sharpton



    7:45 pm ~ Ceremonial tree hugging



    7:55 pm ~ Ted Kennedy proposes a toast



    8:00 pm ~ How I Invented the Internet - Al Gore



    8:15 pm ~ Gay Wedding Planning - Barney Frank

    presiding



    8:35 pm ~ Ted Kennedy proposes a toast



    8:40 pm ~ Our Troops are War Criminals - John Kerry



    9.00 pm ~ Memorial service for Saddam and his sons

    - Cindy Sheehan and Susan Sarandon



    10:00 pm ~ 'Answering Machine Etiquette' - Alec

    Baldwin



    11:00 pm ~ Ted Kennedy proposes a toast



    11:05 pm ~ Collection for the Osama Bin Laden

    kidney transplant fund - Barbra Streisand



    11:15 pm ~ Free the Freedom Fighters from

    Guantanamo Bay - Sean Penn



    11:30 pm ~ Oval Office Affairs - William Jefferson

    Clinton



    11:45 pm ~ Ted Kennedy proposes a toast



    11:50 pm ~ How George Bush Brought Down the World

    Trade Towers - Howard Dean



    12:15 am ~ 'Truth in Broadcasting Award' -

    Presented to Dan Rather by Michael Moore



    12:25 am ~ Ted Kennedy proposes a toast



    12:30 am ~ Satellite address by Mahmoud Ahmadinejad



    12:45 am ~ Nomination of Hillary Rodham Clinton by

    Nancy Pelosi



    1:00 am ~ Ted Kennedy proposes a toast



    1:05 am ~ Coronation of Hillary Rodham Clinton



    1:30 am ~ Ted Kennedy proposes a toast



    1:35 am ~ Bill Clinton asks Ted Kennedy to drive

    Hillary home
     
  2. SheGUN

    SheGUN New Member

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    LMAO!!! Nice......... ;)
     

  3. allmons

    allmons New Member

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    Very funny!

    I was laughing out loud - then I realized that 95% of it is absolutely true. The only error is that you forgot the Sarah Brady speech, "Why no one but the Government Gestapo - er, BATF - should have guns".

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  4. cnorman18

    cnorman18 New Member

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    Absolutely f***ing priceless!

    I suppose the mounting of the "GUN FREE ZONE" sign by Rosie O'Donnell's armed bodyguards will take place before the convention actually begins...