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Discussion in 'The Club House' started by danf_fl, Jan 10, 2013.
My beer and truck did not get together for drunk driving.
My guns and ammo did not kill anyone.
Yeah, but only because it wasn't an assault weapon and the ammo wasn't in a high capacity magazine!
Actually, when the ammo and magazines are here in Virginia, they are quite well behaved. When you carry them North into DC, they become illegal, evil and harmful.
We think it may be a difference in barometric pressure that does that.
Or an excess of stupid.
I think you've got it wrong. The laws in DC aren't because the guns misbehave themselves in DC, but to keep misbehaved magazines out of DC... I mean, no one would break that law to commit another crime...
*GASP* The same exact thing happens when guns cross the city line and enter into Chicago. I think I'm going to apply for a government grant and do a study as to why that is happening.
I'm thinkin 3 things didn't happen
Winds- I think it is the magnetic field created by the El. If someone were to map where crimes occur in Chicago, and do an overlay of the routes of the El.....
I guess mine are just old, retired vets... They just relax....
Well I propose mandatory obedience schools for guns.
Buy a gun and drop it off where the guns are trained for a week, to behave.
This is why i keep my unruly guns locked in a safe. Its gun prison. When they are really bad, i lock them in solitary confinement in the reloading room.
When they have been good for prescribed amount of time they are granted supervised trips to the range for a day of fun and relaxation.
This seems to work well as none of my safes population have been on a murder spree since coming to this house of rehabilitation.
But i must remain ever vigilant.
Only 2 didn't happen for me...
Hmmm... To think of it, not even a Bonzai charge.....
My firearms are sleeping.
As they are all up in years,
one never knows what they are plotting while I sleep.
Were you peeking in?
I can honestly say that I do not need the little blue pills.
(I just can't remember why I would need them in the first place.)
You da man
Funny you brought them up
Keeps you from rolling out of the bed in your sleep.