12:15 am...!

Discussion in 'The Club House' started by dango, Apr 20, 2013.

  1. dango

    dango Well-Known Member Lifetime Supporter

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    Dango-Zzzzzzz....Zzzzzzz...... Zzzzzzzzz...........
    Debo-Zzzzzz , (fart)...Zzzzzzz...Pffffft......sssssst....Zzzzzzzz......
    Crash , swoosh , clang.........Kaboooommm....!
    Dango-WT..........?
    Debo-mmmmuck.....auuggggh.....! (Fart)....., !
    Dango-Yo , debo , get up! Something's out there..., Eeeek...!
    Debo-Huh...! Whaaaa...? What are you doing...? I was sleeping..! WTF?.!
    Dango-Well tough guy , you the one put me on a budget , so,s , you must be the boss..!
    Debo-ack...! And what.? You want me check it out ..? :confused:
    Dango-Yeap , you are the tough guy and cut my allowance...!
    Debo-wTF..? Give me the %£&@&!?@%# gun, you bastage..!
    Dango-:D Auh , wich gun you want Rambo-ess..? :D
    Debo-the big one , you know , you know ......Augh..! WTF....? Pfft.!
    Dango-Ok , 177 cal , don,t hurt yourself or me...! :D
    Debo-I don,t believe your gonna do that , you d&@k...! :mad:
    Dango-Get em tigress , no holes in our house , got it tough guy..?
    Debo-You,re gonna pay , yeap , pay....!
    Dango-I,m proud of you , go get em...!
    12:35 AM....!
    ........................well , you get him...? :confused:
    Debo-It was the damn door , I left it un-latched..!
    Dango-I know , my hero...! :D
    Debo-Zzzzzzzz.....Zzzzzzz...(Fart)......Zzzzzz...!
    Dango-Haa , Ha , Ha......! :D
     
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  2. PC167

    PC167 New Member

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    dango after dark... :eek:
     

  3. texaswoodworker

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    I don't know what's worse. The fact that Dango gave Debo a .177 rifle for HD, or Debo's constant sleep farting. :D

    Entertaining nonetheless.
     
  4. PC167

    PC167 New Member

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    Definitely...
     
  5. MisterMcCool

    MisterMcCool Well-Known Member Supporter

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    Damn squirrels! Probably scurried in while she was closing the door. Your castle has been breached. :(
     
  6. eatmydust

    eatmydust New Member

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    I'm thinking the squirrels called in heavy artillery!
     

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  7. MisterMcCool

    MisterMcCool Well-Known Member Supporter

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    Knock.... Knock....
     

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  8. willshoum

    willshoum New Member

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    lol.................

    effin Looney tunes are making a come back....................:eek:
     
  9. dango

    dango Well-Known Member Lifetime Supporter

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    Tha , tha , that , that...t,s all folks.......?..:D


    Firstly-My wife didn,t awake until 12:50..! She does not sleep like normal people ! It,s more of a catatonic plane , beyond sleep , a zombie , the living dead..!

    Secondly-I would not give my sleeping wife anything lager than a .177 , nobody that takes two hours to awake should carry a loaded anything..! :D

    Thirdly-I can see everything out my North end room window and there was nothing there , just the wind and the swinging door..! No cause for alarm , just a little pay back..! :D
     
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  10. willshoum

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    lol...............

    Promises, promises, promises....................;)
     
  11. dango

    dango Well-Known Member Lifetime Supporter

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    Speaking of promises , what ever happened to yayamamasami and when's he comin back..? I kind-a miss the empty case brain...!
     
  12. 303tom

    303tom Well-Known Member

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    I will bet this was hilarious as all get out in person..................
     
  13. dango

    dango Well-Known Member Lifetime Supporter

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    Evidently it was funnier in my head last night than this text...! :p :D
     
  14. willshoum

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    Under cover agent..............

    Bout as funny as breaking wind and pulling the sheets over your head...........lol..............;)
     
  15. dango

    dango Well-Known Member Lifetime Supporter

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    Now that,s funny...!:D