Zombie Apocalypse: Who is your 5 person crew?

Discussion in 'The Club House' started by DevilDogTodd77, Feb 13, 2013.

  1. DevilDogTodd77

    DevilDogTodd77 New Member

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    Ok, I was reading another ZA thread and it got me thinking...Whom would I want as my crew when (not if) the ZA strikes? So whom would you want...Ground rules, no one from your crew can be from your family. Everyone would obviously bring their family, this list should contain people whom you think are needed to help you survive.
     
  2. DevilDogTodd77

    DevilDogTodd77 New Member

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    Here's my list:

    1. Justin Bieber - I need someone to throw at the Zombie hoard just before they are gonna eat me.
    2. Bear Grylls - I want someone that can help me survive by finding foods and making shelters.
    3. Daryl Dixon - Good hunter, resourceful forager, great with a cross bow, & he's been through this before.
    4. Alice from Resident Evil - seriously good looking eye candy, but has supernatural gifts to kill.
    5. Blain from Predator Movie (Jesse Ventura b4 turning into a commie lib) - when you absolutely gotta kill everything or chop down a forest, why not use a GE M134 minigun? Truly a force to be reckoned with.

    Ok...now what's yours?
     

  3. HOSSFLY

    HOSSFLY New Member

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    Hell i like yours!
    Especialy beemer & Alice for the same reasons :D
     
  4. luckyj

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    Natalie Portman - because she's hot
    Kate Upton - because she's hot
    Evangeline Lilly - because she's hot
    Mila Kunis - because she's hot
    Penelope Cruz - well, because she's hot

    You know, I just wanna take it upon myself to protect them. I feel like it's the least I could do.
     
  5. HOSSFLY

    HOSSFLY New Member

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    I have a feeling you'll be the one to "bite" your crew before any zombies get close ;)
     
  6. luckyj

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    Hey, accidents happen.
     
  7. HOSSFLY

    HOSSFLY New Member

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    Forgot to add- I REALLY like your crew :)

    Mine would consist of Kate Beckinsale-
    I figure she's all i'd need :)

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  8. locutus

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    Any of the men that I served with, even though they are all 65-75 years old.

    OTOH, if Ireally believe there are zombies out there, probably my best bet would be a few good psychistrists!:p:p
     
  9. RUG3R44

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    My wife.
    My 13 y.o.a. grandson- he can shoot!
    Bear Grylls
    AAAAnnnnndddd Diane Feinstein and Barack Obama so I can say............ Bet you wish you had an assault rifle now! :D
     
  10. stoppingpower

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    Church Norris cloned 5 times
     
  11. JonM

    JonM Moderator

    Fat jared from the subway commercials
    Fat oprah
    larry the cable guy
    Michelle obama
    Chris christie

    Why??

    i can outrun all those lard @sses and it will take the zombies a good long time to eat them
     
  12. luckyj

    luckyj New Member

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    That is a mighty fine choice :)
     
  13. TheDesertFox

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    Chuck Norris, Hickok45(yt),Mikhail Kalashnikov, Justin Bieber(as a shield), an d Bruce Lee
     
  14. DevilDogTodd77

    DevilDogTodd77 New Member

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    I like it!! I bet I could outrun them... Can I change my Bieber to Oprah? I have always hated her.
     
  15. Overkill0084

    Overkill0084 New Member

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    Harry Reid
    Nancy Pelosi
    Barney Frank
    Eric Holder
    Kathleen Sebelious

    Hell, Zombies gotta eat too, right? They might as well perform a public service when doing so.
     
  16. HOSSFLY

    HOSSFLY New Member

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    Just call them a duo ;)
    Less oppi eats beeme first :eek:
     
  17. DFlynt

    DFlynt New Member

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    One problem all the one's you named have no brains! :D

    My choices:

    1. Clint Smith
    2. Heidi Smith
    3. Chuck Mawhinney
    4. John "Lofty" Wiseman
    5. Chuck Yeager
     
  18. JonM

    JonM Moderator

    hmmm damn i didnt think about that... what if all 5 corner me?? that fat lard belly christie might start eating before im fully dead!!!
     
  19. HOSSFLY

    HOSSFLY New Member

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    Thats a cold hard possibility --
    Do not--i repeat do not listen to opie talk!!
    You'll fall asleep & become dinner :(

    And Jon, theres a couple on your list that classify as zombies so they can't count :p:p
     
  20. Overkill0084

    Overkill0084 New Member

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    I'm sure theirs plenty of unused brain matter to keep the zombies fed.