What not to do on a first date

Discussion in 'The Club House' started by chrishiggin29, Mar 19, 2013.

  1. BeyondTheBox

    BeyondTheBox New Member

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    Fart

    ... and blame it on her!

    Yup, been there, done that.
     

  2. MisterMcCool

    MisterMcCool New Member

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    That guy went through a lot of planning and theatrics trying to impress the girl. I bet she didn't even appreciate it.
     
  3. HockaLouis

    HockaLouis New Member

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    Are people really as dopey as a cheap-laughs comedy movie or bad English sitcom? Present company excluded of course Mr. McCool...
     
  4. chrishiggin29

    chrishiggin29 New Member

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    Too bad she didn't have a CCW
     
  5. yayamamasami

    yayamamasami New Member

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    Imagine....?
     
  6. dango

    dango Lifetime Supporting Member

    Request a "Touch me here"..! .......................:eek:
     
  7. dango

    dango Lifetime Supporting Member

    I got $5 says your right...! :)

    Spontaneity...! Gets em every time , the sup-prize , innocent , shy , OH Really mode..! :)
     
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  8. yayamamasami

    yayamamasami New Member

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    Something else not to do, I guess. When filling in the questionnaire for a web dating site, when asked "what you like most in a woman", "my penis" is NOT the right answer. Can I say "penis"?
     
  9. Axxe55

    Axxe55 The Apocalypse Is Coming.....

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    might depend on which dating site you are using!:D

    some of them, that would be the correct answer!:eek:
     
  10. CourtJester

    CourtJester New Member

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    I turned my truck around because the chick farted about 3 miles from her house. Chicks shouldn't do that.
     
  11. yayamamasami

    yayamamasami New Member

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    My wife farts in her sleep. Didn't know that until after we were married. And, no, not enough for an annulment, I checked!!
     
  12. dragunovsks

    dragunovsks New Member

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    Oh but they do, my wife can knock a buzzard off a gutwagon.
     
  13. yayamamasami

    yayamamasami New Member

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    My Dad used to tell me women keep their farts in. And that's where all sh**ty ideas come from. I haven't been able to definitively confirm that, yet.
     
  14. dango

    dango Lifetime Supporting Member

    I find that "Theory" slightly weak.! I've got both issues with my wife , the farts and the sh**ty ideas..!.............? :confused:

    Confirmation deny-ed...! :confused:
     
  15. yayamamasami

    yayamamasami New Member

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    Not really denied. Maybe she's just so full of sh*t that she's exploding and can't keep it in... I dunno, just a theory. :confused:
     
  16. orangello

    orangello New Member

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    Not that Christian Mingle site. :eek:
     
  17. CourtJester

    CourtJester New Member

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    Jesus. I've been married for 13 years and never heard my wife fart.
     
  18. rockratt

    rockratt Lifetime Supporting Member

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    He would probably have had better luck if he had farted and blamed it on her vs. doing what he did!!!!!
     
  19. zedpapa

    zedpapa New Member

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    Woman don't fart as much because they don't stop talking long enough to build up enough pressure.