The problem with society ...

Discussion in 'The Club House' started by dog2000tj, Jun 16, 2011.

  1. dog2000tj

    dog2000tj New Member

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    I have had an epiphany tonight and I now know why society is in such a shambles. I now know the reason for why kids today are so stupid. :cool:

    The nut shot! I remember while growing up that protecting ones jewels was of paramount importance. The idea of having your stones kicked in would result in a self preservation reaction that cannot be explained by science. The thought of willingly subjecting your baby makers, even before you knew they were baby makers, was as foreign as the idea that the US would become a socialist country. :mad:

    Yes folks, the nut shot! It is the reason for the demise of our society! :eek:

    *** Warning, those of you with weak constitutions may wish to not view accompanying videos ***

    [ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YyiuZOmwgBU]YouTube - ‪Blindfolded Nutshot Prank‬‏[/ame]

    [ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B5ubuJY5xeY]YouTube - ‪Handrail Nut Shot‬‏[/ame]

    [ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9B2W9iNUE-E&feature=relmfu]YouTube - ‪Fire Hydrant Nutshot‬‏[/ame]

    [ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G-4JMHo6WUM&feature=relmfu]YouTube - ‪Playground Spring Nutshot‬‏[/ame]


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  2. Dillinger

    Dillinger New Member

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    Were you tripping on some of Orangello's Magik Brownies tonight??

    Because your clarity in this one, lone, societal axiom is........ amazingly incisive and brilliant!

    I think you might be on to something.
     

  3. dog2000tj

    dog2000tj New Member

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    An epiphany I tell you ;)

    [ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kevkI7MjpX4&feature=related]YouTube - ‪Nutshot Compilation‬‏[/ame]


    :eek: :eek:
     
  4. Dillinger

    Dillinger New Member

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    Dog, you are on to something!

    This is Doctorate Level work you have stumbled upon here. :eek::cool:

    I do believe you have cracked a constant in human de-evolution that is currently taking place.

    The male's anatomy is becoming less precious and the "modern-metro sexual" male has come of age.

    You have struck on a level of knowledge that is publish worthy.

    Someone get Princeton or someone on the line, please!!
     
  5. dog2000tj

    dog2000tj New Member

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    I wonder if the Fed's would give me a $100 million grant to continue my research? :confused: :rolleyes:
     
  6. Dillinger

    Dillinger New Member

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    Can I co-author for a small 3% of helping produce the final product??? :D:cool:
     
  7. canebrake

    canebrake New Member

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    Nope, there's no goldfish sex studies included!
     
  8. Benning Boy

    Benning Boy New Member

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    Strictly an American problem.

    Not so in China...

    [ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Js_3bIni52I&feature=related]YouTube - ‪Shaolin Kung Fu: Iron Testicles‬‏[/ame]
     
  9. dog2000tj

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    buckhuntr Lifetime Supporting Member

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    I just found this thread. :eek: anybody trying to go for my nuts in that fashion is gonna be dodging bullets!
     
  11. JonM

    JonM Moderator

    Semper Fi!!

    [ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zph1Dq1jDcw]Painfull nutshot!! FUNNY! - YouTube[/ame]

    [ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mtCegXr3jSc]marine gets hit in the nuts - YouTube[/ame]

    [ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kxSX64BtrIU]bored marine nut check - YouTube[/ame]

    [ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=84tY9N_lLG8]Marine gets balls shocked - YouTube[/ame]
     
  12. jon1992d

    jon1992d New Member

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    Anybody else going out to buy a cup tomorrow? I feel like thats a must for the pre apocolypse survival bag.
     
  13. dog2000tj

    dog2000tj New Member

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    based on this evidence ... I give society 1 generation until total collapse :eek:

    [ame]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CkOwhYm_v7M&feature=related[/ame]
     
  14. Argyle_Armoring

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    See, I'm a testicular cancer survivor. I lost my left nut to cancer surgery. So in theory, I have a 50% less chance of getting injured like the guys in the videos. I kind of like those odds.
     
  15. KalashnikovBlood

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    Great God wth jumps onto a rail to rack himself? I pray they cannot have children, I will quote what my mom told me when I was young. "Vlad you are basically all of my goods and bads put together mixed with your dads goods and bads". She wasn't the kindest mother but she taught me a lot. Apply her saying to that and lets see how the outcome could be.
    X+jack***= ?
    Run a scenario and please post what you think X and ? Could be.
     
  16. Yunus

    Yunus New Member

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    If you have not seen it you should watch the movie Idiocracy, it's hilarious but scary in it's message. Here's a video from a TV show of the future in the movie.

    [ame="http://youtu.be/r_4jrMwvZ2A"]http://youtu.be/r_4jrMwvZ2A[/ame]
     
  17. dog2000tj

    dog2000tj New Member

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    Can this be the next step in human evolution? :confused: Possibly the worlds first X-man? are their more like him, with this amazing ability? what other abilities can a super-evolved man like this achieve? :eek:

    [ame]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sz12kGOZ-mw[/ame]


    after extensive research and analysis I can only conclude that this will be the next big thing. Forget gold and silver and guns and ammo people ... bet the farm big on this one! :rolleyes:

    [ame]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RH3ATdFWhXw[/ame]


    I must secure Gov't funding to study this :p
     
  18. dog2000tj

    dog2000tj New Member

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    There is now a viable product in support of the decline of society ..... I fear all is lost :(

    [ame]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YfYijyWMAjo[/ame]


    funny as hell though :D :p
     
  19. levelcross

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    When I was younger, I had a magic kit that had a finger guillotine. I think we should all mail these nut crackers a real one and in one generation the problem will resolve itself. That takes care of the male side of it.

    Now for the female side, hair spray. The ladies will often go into one of the smallest rooms in the house and fill it up with the toxic spray that will glue hair into a molded shape that is in no way natural. Seeing the effect on the hair one can only imagine the effects on the brain and nervous system.
     
  20. Dillinger

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    Where is the video of the Canadian kids playing blind Ro, Sham, Po and the loser gets punched in the sack? That always makes me worry about the youth and future leaders. :eek: