Let's hear it. I got the idea because I just did something totally idiotic. I'm reseasoning my great grandmother's cast iron cookware that's been stored for probably 20 years or more... Heating it up as hot as I can and knocking off the 115 years worth of grease buildup on the outside, and then seasoning it with hot oil... Anyways, I spilled a little oil, so I switched eyes on the stove so I could clean it up before it catches fire, and I (extremely stupidly) grabbed the grate with my bare hand. Yeah. It smarts a bit. I could smell it cook. So...share your idiocy, please. Make me feel better about myself.