Some Simple Home Remedies to Everyday Problems

Discussion in 'The Club House' started by danf_fl, Apr 24, 2014.

  1. danf_fl

    danf_fl Retired

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    I checked these out on Snopes and they're for real!



    1. AVOID CUTTING YOURSELF WHEN SLICING VEGETABLES BY GETTING SOMEONE ELSE TO HOLD THE VEGETABLES WHILE YOU CHOP.

    2. AVOID ARGUMENTS WITH THE FEMALES ABOUT LIFTING THE TOILET SEAT BY USING THE SINK.

    3. FOR HIGH BLOOD PRESSURE SUFFERERS ~ SIMPLY CUT YOURSELF AND BLEED FOR A FEW MINUTES, THUS REDUCING THE PRESSURE ON YOUR VEINS. REMEMBER TO SET A TIMER.

    4. A MOUSE TRAP PLACED ON TOP OF YOUR ALARM CLOCK WILL PREVENT YOU FROM ROLLING OVER AND GOING BACK TO SLEEP AFTER YOU HIT THE SNOOZE BUTTON.

    5. IF YOU HAVE A BAD COUGH, TAKE A LARGE DOSE OF LAXATIVES; THEN YOU'LL BE AFRAID TO COUGH.

    6. YOU NEED ONLY TWO TOOLS IN LIFE - WD-40 AND DUCT TAPE. IF IT DOESN'T MOVE AND SHOULD, USE THE WD-40. IF IT SHOULDN'T MOVE AND DOES, USE THE DUCT TAPE.

    7. IF YOU CAN'T FIX IT WITH A HAMMER, YOU'VE GOT AN ELECTRICAL PROBLEM.

    THOUGHT for the day:

    SOME PEOPLE ARE LIKE SLINKIES - NOT REALLY GOOD FOR ANYTHING BUT THEY BRING A SMILE TO YOUR FACE WHEN THEY'RE PUSHED DOWN THE STAIRS

    (These were forwarded to me by e-mail.)
     
  2. 303tom

    303tom New Member

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    I almost peed myself !..................
     

  3. Winchester94

    Winchester94 New Member

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    Number five got me! This was hilarious!
     
  4. Steel_Talon

    Steel_Talon New Member

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    I needed that today! :D
     
  5. Axxe55

    Axxe55 The Apocalypse Is Coming.....

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    good one Dan!:D
     
  6. Holmes375

    Holmes375 New Member

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    Bravo! Thoroughly enjoyed these.
     
  7. Bigcountry02

    Bigcountry02 Coffee! If your not shaking, you need another cup

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    Thanks! Needed it today! :D
     
  8. Eagle1803

    Eagle1803 New Member

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    yep, good info....I do have duck tape and WD-40:D
     
  9. Axxe55

    Axxe55 The Apocalypse Is Coming.....

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    you couldn't say you're man if you didn't have an ample supply of both!:p
     
  10. MOshooter

    MOshooter New Member

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    Hahaha Dan very funny shtuff!
    Oh and this old sheetmetal workers a firm believer in #7 :D lol
     
  11. robocop10mm

    robocop10mm Lifetime Supporting Member

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    My grandfather taught me the best cure for chapped lips is to rub some horse manure on them. It darns sure keeps you from licking them
     
  12. Steel_Talon

    Steel_Talon New Member

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    Now I was always told it was the white stuff on top of chicken poop. cause it contained paba.....




    :cool:
     
  13. gr8oldguy

    gr8oldguy New Member

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    excellent, thanks