Six Degrees of John Dillinger

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  1. Benning Boy

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    The Universe is swirling in cosmic liquid thought. Vast, it seems even more immense than the numbers in the stimulus bill.

    And yet, all that separates the Universe from J.D. is 6 degrees.

    I will start. I'll pull a celebrity out of the air, and link him or her to J.D., at the end, I'll drop another name, and the next poster must link that person to J.D.

    I'll bet, with a little effort, this could go five posts, easily.
     
  2. Benning Boy

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    Angelina Jolie.
    1) She's hot.

    2) She married an older guy.

    3) Tony Randall is an older guy.

    4) He married a hot younger chick.

    5) He starred in the Odd Couple with Jack Klugmann.

    6) Jack's birthday is April 27, just like....

    See how it works?

    Samuel L. Jackson.
     

  3. Dillinger

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    You REALLY have too much time on your hands, but here it goes:

    Samuel L. Jackson

    1) Played Mace Windu in the Final ( which was really the first ) Three Star Wars

    2) Billy Dee Williams played Lando Calrission in the First Three ( two ) Star Wars

    3) Billy Dee Williams was with Sylvester Stallone in a movie called NightHawks.

    4) Nighthawks 1911 Pistols are JD's chosen side arm....

    Done in 4 moves. :D

    Mahatma Ghandi
     
  4. skullcrusher

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    Here goes:

    1. Ghandi was Hindu

    2. Hindu is the religion of India

    3. New Delhi is in India

    4. Delis sell shortbread sammiches

    5. JD loves shortbread

    Done in 5, with a stretch on the Delhi/deli

    Janine Garofolo
     
  5. Dillinger

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    ^^ IN error though - I love SOURDOUGH... LOL
     
  6. Hot Sauce NARC

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    Janine Garafalo

    Janine Garafalo is a liberal hippie communist douchebag

    This weeks avatar selection is Liberal hippie communist douchebags

    Who moderates the Avatar thread?.......JD

    three moves.....too Easy
     
  7. Benning Boy

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    Haaaa! Sweet!

    Hot Sauce, You gotta pick the next name!
     
  8. skullcrusher

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    Damn it! Delis serve sourdough anyhoo. :)
     
  9. Hot Sauce NARC

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    ah crap! sorry

    um how about someone equally as evil as JD himself
    Mahmoud Ahmadinejad the "President" of Iran:D
     
  10. Benning Boy

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    WTF is a shortbread sandwich? Isn't shortbread like those little Lorna Doone cookies?
     
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  11. Benning Boy

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    Mahmoud is Pres of Iran.

    Iran was once Persia.

    Persia tried to invade Sparta.

    Spartans answered with J.D.'s sig line.


    Donny Osmond.:D
     
  12. skullcrusher

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    I did mean sourdough, so let it rest. Kinda f-in up the thread, my bad. :eek:
     
  13. Benning Boy

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    LOL, It's all good bro.

    Donny Osmond.:D:D
     
  14. skullcrusher

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    Donny Osmond's sister is Marie.

    Marie Osmond is on a diet.

    JD is on a diet.

    Wolfgang Puck
     
  15. Dillinger

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    LMAO - This thread is going to some of Bennings funniest work. These are awesome, and clearly I share too much about myself on this webforum... LOL

    JD
     
  16. Benning Boy

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    Puck shares a first name with Mozart.

    Mozart wrote comic as well as serious operas.

    J.D. writes serious as well as comic posts.

    This has already gone farther than I had hoped.

    Spike Lee.
     
  17. skullcrusher

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    Spike Lee produced "White Men Can't Jump"

    At JD's size, I'll bet he can't jump either. :D

    Bernie Mac
     
  18. Dillinger

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    That's cold bro....

    Bernie Mac is dead.

    Skullcrushers' posting ability is going to be here if he keeps spreading lies about poor old JD.... LOL

    Buzz Lightyear....
     
  19. skullcrusher

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    Yeah, sorry 'bout that. :D

    Buzz Lightyear is from "Toy Story"

    John Ratzenberger was a vioce of one ot the toys.

    Ratzenberger was on "Cheers"

    Woody Harrelson was on "Cheers"

    Harrelson was in "White Men Can't Jump"

    Whoops, looks like I'm headed for trouble with this one.

    At least I went thru the motions instead of going right to Woody, Buzz's best friend. :eek:


    Sharon Osbourne
     
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  20. Benning Boy

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    Sharon married the Prince of Darkness,

    J.D. is the King of Darkness.

    Dennis Rodman.