best sayings

Discussion in 'The Club House' started by sharpshooter1997, Mar 1, 2013.

  1. sharpshooter1997

    sharpshooter1997 New Member

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    Post your best sayings
    Ex: knee high to a grass Hopper.
    Thing like that.
     
  2. dango

    dango Active Member

    And then there twurnt none........!:)
     

  3. c3shooter

    c3shooter Administrator Staff Member

    "What??!? Are you new here?" :cool:
     
  4. boatme98

    boatme98 New Member

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    The onlyist one in captivity

    Usually used at gun show booths.
     
  5. boatme98

    boatme98 New Member

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    Ya caant git there from heaar.

    A Maineacs answer to "how do I get to .........".
     
  6. boatme98

    boatme98 New Member

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    It'd take alot of 'pillers to fill that hole!

    A child's observation on seeing the Grand Canyon for the first time.
    Think D8's.
     
  7. dango

    dango Active Member

    Down that thar road a piece........! Used to carry a hammer , knock a hunk of road off and was there..!

    Now , all of you-ins down Dixie way , way used to tell me that when I axed fur directions................!

    Define , a piece.(Not here , looky that a ways , not thar , but down a peace)=
    1/4.........to infinity..............? :confused:
     
  8. dango

    dango Active Member

    Likes Gravity , just IS......! :D
     
  9. boatme98

    boatme98 New Member

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    Jeeze, I could do this one all week.

    "Just order. It's lunch, not a frikken life choice.".
     
  10. dango

    dango Active Member

    A rolling Hooker gathers no knee-cap moss if she worth her weight in Twuxtes...!
     
  11. dango

    dango Active Member

    It's a damned beer , not rocket science.........!:confused:
     
  12. boatme98

    boatme98 New Member

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    straight down the plughole :D
     
  13. dango

    dango Active Member

    1 + 1 = 3..! Tell that to yur local Preist and watch em blush........!
     
  14. dango

    dango Active Member

    Yeap , fire is hot.......Oooooch , my second opinion , yeap........It's friggen HOT...! :eek:
     
  15. boatme98

    boatme98 New Member

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    Don't put your finger in that part of the puppy!
     
  16. dango

    dango Active Member

    What did the two Polish calculus students calculate via postulate ..?

    Did you really expect an answer......? :p :D Sheeeeeeeezz..! :D
     
  17. Devin556

    Devin556 New Member

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    Hotter than a firecracker. If something is really expensive its "higher than giraffe pùssy". Sexier than socks on a rooster.
     
  18. boatme98

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    Stay away from the sheep, boy.

    Always good farm advice.
     
  19. dango

    dango Active Member

    Sexier than socks on a ROOSTER......! They make a pill for that...! :D
     
  20. dango

    dango Active Member

    When menz was menz and sheeps was a-skeerd of the menz , ....wait , they still are.! :eek: