Arthur Davidson Dies and goes to Heaven

Discussion in 'The Club House' started by dunerunner, Nov 20, 2009.

  1. dunerunner

    dunerunner New Member

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    Harley Davidson Owner in Heaven




    The inventor of the Harley-Davidson motorcycle, Arthur Davidson , died and went to heaven.

    At the gates, St. Peter told Arthur . 'Since you've been such a good man and your motorcycles

    have changed the world, your reward is, you can hang out with anyone you want to in heaven.'

    Arthur thought about it for a minute and then said, ' I want to hang out with God.'

    St.. Peter took Arthur to the Throne Room, and introduced him to God.

    God recognized Arthur and commented, 'Okay, so you were the one who invented the Harley-Davidson motorcycle? '

    Arthur said, 'Yeah, that's me...'

    God commented: 'Well, what's the big deal in inventing something that's pretty unstable, makes noise and pollution and can't run without a road?'

    Arthur was a bit embarrassed, but finally spoke, 'Excuse me, but aren't you the inventor of woman?'



    God said, 'Ah, yes.'

    'Well,' said Arthur , professional to professional, you have some major design flaws in your invention !

    1. There's too much inconsistency in the front-end suspension

    2. It chatters constantly at high speeds

    3. Most rear ends are too soft and wobble about too much

    4. The intake is placed way too close to the exhaust

    5. The maintenance costs are outrageous!!!!



    'Hmmmmm, you may have some good points there,' replied God, 'hold on.'

    God went to his Celestial supercomputer, typed in a few words and waited for the results.

    The computer printed out a slip of paper and God read it.

    'Well, it may be true that my invention is flawed,'

    God said to Arthur ,

    'but according to these numbers, more men are riding my invention than yours'.
     
    Last edited: Nov 21, 2009
  2. IGETEVEN

    IGETEVEN New Member

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    That's damn funny Dune, and come to think of it, I do ride my wife more than my Harley, especially during the winter. :D

    Jack
     

  3. canebrake

    canebrake New Member

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    I never had either of my Harley's bitch about me spending too much time with my wife!
     
  4. spittinfire

    spittinfire New Member

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    I hate harley's....I love my wife.
     
  5. Yunus

    Yunus New Member

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    I don't normally comment on threads like this but...

    That was damned funny.
     
  6. AcidFlashGordon

    AcidFlashGordon New Member

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    Major coffee spewing on that one. [​IMG]