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Firearms Forum: Training & Safety 04-16-2011, 07:27 PM
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Posted By USNWO
Well then, perhaps a good deck scrubbing? I'm...

Well then, perhaps a good deck scrubbing? I'm sure I can find a deck or two on a carrier that needs some scrubbing. Did I mention the with a toothbrush part? :D
Firearms Forum: Training & Safety 04-16-2011, 03:37 AM
Replies: 18
Views: 738
Posted By USNWO
It is when I need them to shoot their rifles, not...

It is when I need them to shoot their rifles, not their guns. But hey...it when I land in their face make them do so many push ups their arms fall off, we won't have a problem, shall we? :rolleyes:
Firearms Forum: Training & Safety 04-16-2011, 02:42 AM
Replies: 18
Views: 738
Posted By USNWO
No way we could use this for recruits...they'd be...

No way we could use this for recruits...they'd be too busy playing with their dicks to do anything useful.
Firearms Forum: The Club House 04-12-2011, 09:44 PM
Replies: 277
Views: 8,471
Posted By USNWO
Same thing, right?

Same thing, right?
Firearms Forum: Training & Safety 04-10-2011, 01:58 PM
Replies: 30
Views: 1,455
Posted By USNWO
Trust me, I know the feeling! I was in SEAL...

Trust me, I know the feeling! I was in SEAL training about that time.

I actually got a nice e-mail from someone I trained 2 or 3 years ago.
Firearms Forum: Training & Safety 04-08-2011, 10:44 AM
Replies: 30
Views: 1,455
Posted By USNWO
Lord have mercy. Damn recruits.

Lord have mercy. Damn recruits.
Firearms Forum: Training & Safety 04-08-2011, 02:15 AM
Replies: 30
Views: 1,455
Posted By USNWO
Hahaha I like the way you spin things, Staff...

Hahaha I like the way you spin things, Staff Sergeant!
Firearms Forum: The Club House 04-08-2011, 01:32 AM
Replies: 14
Views: 587
Posted By USNWO
Do you know why 90% of all instruction manuals...

Do you know why 90% of all instruction manuals are pictures? Because the manufacturers know its probably gonna be a man putting together whatever it is. And we ALL know men don't read. We look at...
Firearms Forum: Training & Safety 04-07-2011, 08:41 PM
Replies: 30
Views: 1,455
Posted By USNWO
Trust me, I know the feeling! Although...

Trust me, I know the feeling! Although technically, I can't hit them because I'm a commissioned officer...I get my point across. One of my favourite methods is I punish the entire company for one...
Firearms Forum: The Club House 04-07-2011, 10:40 AM
Replies: 277
Views: 8,471
Posted By USNWO
Haha, I call everyone "mate". Just an old habit....

Haha, I call everyone "mate". Just an old habit. And yes, yes we do drift, don't we?

The officers up have come up with a contingency plan:
1. Load a battle group with all the supplies and ammo...
Firearms Forum: The Club House 04-07-2011, 03:29 AM
Replies: 277
Views: 8,471
Posted By USNWO
Well darn. And here I was hoping to shoot some...

Well darn. And here I was hoping to shoot some zombies!
Firearms Forum: General Handgun Discussion 04-07-2011, 03:23 AM
Replies: 7
Views: 451
Posted By USNWO
I've always thought that H&K made weapons were...

I've always thought that H&K made weapons were some of the best on the market. Now I've not actually personally fired this particular weapon, but knowing their reputation for excellence, chances are...
Firearms Forum: The Club House 04-07-2011, 03:14 AM
Replies: 277
Views: 8,471
Posted By USNWO
Hahaha Why don't you come on up to Boston with...

Hahaha Why don't you come on up to Boston with some of them guns? The zombies won't follow...The state will tax 'em to death.
Firearms Forum: The Club House 04-07-2011, 02:43 AM
Replies: 277
Views: 8,471
Posted By USNWO
Don't you know all politicians are zombies?

Don't you know all politicians are zombies?
Firearms Forum: The Club House 04-07-2011, 02:40 AM
Replies: 277
Views: 8,471
Posted By USNWO
Exactly...the water is the best option here.

Exactly...the water is the best option here.
Firearms Forum: The Club House 04-07-2011, 02:31 AM
Replies: 277
Views: 8,471
Posted By USNWO
Hahaha I know for a FACT some USAF fly boys have...

Hahaha I know for a FACT some USAF fly boys have saved my ass a couple of times, what with the fire support. And I've gotten a couple USAF crews out of some sticky situations, so its all good, right...
Firearms Forum: The Club House 04-07-2011, 02:23 AM
Replies: 277
Views: 8,471
Posted By USNWO
We're not at each others throats! If we were,...

We're not at each others throats! If we were, he'd be on the ground with my combat knife at his throat! 'Sides, like I say, torpedo to the head...boom. Down goes the zombie.
Firearms Forum: The Club House 04-07-2011, 02:01 AM
Replies: 277
Views: 8,471
Posted By USNWO
Hahaha the reasoning behind it is that I don't...

Hahaha the reasoning behind it is that I don't like clam rolls or clam chowdah. I'm from North Carolina, don't ya know? I'm only up here cause the Navy says so.
Firearms Forum: The Club House 04-07-2011, 01:41 AM
Replies: 277
Views: 8,471
Posted By USNWO
Hahaha But can she handle the petty officers? ...

Hahaha But can she handle the petty officers? (And yes, I got the joke)



Yeah but if they're walking on the ocean floor, moaning and whatnot, we'll hear about it. Couple of torpedoes to the...
Firearms Forum: The Club House 04-07-2011, 01:27 AM
Replies: 277
Views: 8,471
Posted By USNWO
Haha I can, actually!

Haha I can, actually!
Firearms Forum: Training & Safety 04-07-2011, 12:47 AM
Replies: 30
Views: 1,455
Posted By USNWO
Forgot this...oopss

I forgot to mention that I had a very interesting phone call today. The mother of one of my recruits called me today to complain about the way I was treating her, and I quote little baby pie end...
Firearms Forum: Training & Safety 04-06-2011, 11:16 PM
Replies: 30
Views: 1,455
Posted By USNWO
I completely agree. Hahaha...

I completely agree.



Hahaha thanks...and if you must address me by rank, its Lieutenant Commander :)



Right now, they're on dry land. The Navy says they have to learn how to shoot, throw...
Firearms Forum: The Club House 04-06-2011, 11:03 PM
Replies: 277
Views: 8,471
Posted By USNWO
Hahaha yeah...right...when that happens, they'll...

Hahaha yeah...right...when that happens, they'll promote Madonna to the Secretary of the Army.
Firearms Forum: Training & Safety 04-06-2011, 07:43 PM
Replies: 30
Views: 1,455
Posted By USNWO
I'm very tempted to "accidentally" push him over...

I'm very tempted to "accidentally" push him over the side...
Firearms Forum: The Club House 04-06-2011, 07:35 PM
Replies: 277
Views: 8,471
Posted By USNWO
Bring it air boy! You know I was a US Navy SEAL,...

Bring it air boy! You know I was a US Navy SEAL, right? They don't train you to handle crazy.
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