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Firearms Forum: Training & Safety 08-29-2014, 04:17 PM
Replies: 67
Views: 2,496
Posted By AIKIJUTSU
Some poor lady had a discharge at a gun show, but...

Some poor lady had a discharge at a gun show, but she went to the clinic and got a shot of penicillin, and she's OK now.
:D
Firearms Forum: The Club House 08-29-2014, 04:11 PM
Replies: 38,955
Views: 1,212,648
Posted By AIKIJUTSU
That's how so many ethnic soldiers got killed in...

That's how so many ethnic soldiers got killed in 'Nam. The sarge would yell, "Git down!", and they'd all stand up and start dancing...
Firearms Forum: The Club House 08-29-2014, 03:09 PM
Replies: 852
Views: 33,440
Posted By AIKIJUTSU
I'm sure you'll have the situation well in hand. ...

I'm sure you'll have the situation well in hand.
:D
Firearms Forum: The Club House 08-29-2014, 01:06 PM
Replies: 1,879
Views: 129,938
Posted By AIKIJUTSU
LOL!!! That's GREAT!!! :D :D :D

LOL!!! That's GREAT!!!

:D
:D
:D
Firearms Forum: The Club House 08-29-2014, 12:49 PM
Replies: 852
Views: 33,440
Posted By AIKIJUTSU
No, she died from smoking those "sexy cigarettes"...

No, she died from smoking those "sexy cigarettes" all her life.
Firearms Forum: The Club House 08-29-2014, 12:46 PM
Replies: 38,955
Views: 1,212,648
Posted By AIKIJUTSU
When the doc said "Keep it up", are you sure it...

When the doc said "Keep it up", are you sure it was your foot he was talking about?
Firearms Forum: The Club House 08-28-2014, 04:48 PM
Replies: 38,955
Views: 1,212,648
Posted By AIKIJUTSU
Good luck! I hope the repair job comes out OK.

Good luck! I hope the repair job comes out OK.
Firearms Forum: The Club House 08-28-2014, 11:06 AM
Replies: 4,235
Views: 121,300
Posted By AIKIJUTSU
Where I work, every day is Monday.

Where I work, every day is Monday.
Firearms Forum: The Club House 08-28-2014, 11:03 AM
Replies: 38,955
Views: 1,212,648
Posted By AIKIJUTSU
Yep. Sometimes laughing it off saves your sanity.

Yep. Sometimes laughing it off saves your sanity.
Firearms Forum: The Club House 08-27-2014, 02:09 PM
Replies: 852
Views: 33,440
Posted By AIKIJUTSU
Ha! Pumpernickel! That reminds me of my...

Ha! Pumpernickel! That reminds me of my ex-wife! Just about anybody could pump-her-for-a-nickel!
:D
Firearms Forum: The Club House 08-27-2014, 12:10 PM
Replies: 38,955
Views: 1,212,648
Posted By AIKIJUTSU
Yep. It can vary. Back in '95, in the winter, I...

Yep. It can vary. Back in '95, in the winter, I was drivin' my 18-wheeler thru northern AZ, and there was snow and ice that was bad enough that all the truckers were goin' about 35 mph on a solid...
Firearms Forum: General Handgun Discussion 08-26-2014, 06:36 PM
Replies: 21
Views: 1,115
Posted By AIKIJUTSU
It is fairly easy to identify the caliber of a...

It is fairly easy to identify the caliber of a bullet. If the bullet is intact, maybe the rate of twist, width, and depth of the gun's rifling can be determined, and, therefore, MAYBE the...
Firearms Forum: Concealed Carrying & Personal Protection 08-26-2014, 03:46 PM
Replies: 14
Views: 678
Posted By AIKIJUTSU
It looks like you did well. The purpose of a CCW...

It looks like you did well. The purpose of a CCW class is not to crank out expert marksmen nor competition champs, it is to teach how the law pertains to carrying for personal protection, and to...
Firearms Forum: The Club House 08-26-2014, 12:21 PM
Replies: 38,955
Views: 1,212,648
Posted By AIKIJUTSU
If you take a "cruise" up the Chicago River, it...

If you take a "cruise" up the Chicago River, it may be fun to have a little contest with some other "cruisee". You count how many floating cadavers you see on your side of the boat, and have the...
Firearms Forum: The Club House 08-26-2014, 12:15 PM
Replies: 1,879
Views: 129,938
Posted By AIKIJUTSU
LOL!! Duh GAYNELL will grab up all the players...

LOL!! Duh GAYNELL will grab up all the players and the NFL and AFL will be begging for volunteers to fill the vacancies!
Remember the old-time recording of the "interview" with Bubbles LaRue?
He...
Firearms Forum: The Club House 08-25-2014, 09:19 PM
Replies: 38,955
Views: 1,212,648
Posted By AIKIJUTSU
Welcome to the war zone...

Welcome to the war zone...
Firearms Forum: Concealed Carrying & Personal Protection 08-25-2014, 03:13 PM
Replies: 14
Views: 678
Posted By AIKIJUTSU
Good for you! I'm sure the students appreciate...

Good for you! I'm sure the students appreciate the freedom you have helped them regain (the right to bear arms).
Firearms Forum: The Club House 08-22-2014, 08:43 PM
Replies: 38,955
Views: 1,212,648
Posted By AIKIJUTSU
I have not eaten even one lima bean in decades. ...

I have not eaten even one lima bean in decades.
And I never will again.
:D
Firearms Forum: The Club House 08-22-2014, 07:25 PM
Replies: 38,955
Views: 1,212,648
Posted By AIKIJUTSU
That's why the Marines are called "The few, the...

That's why the Marines are called "The few, the proud". You have to earn the title.
Firearms Forum: Legal and Activism 08-22-2014, 02:52 PM
Replies: 156
Views: 3,848
Posted By AIKIJUTSU
Yep. Felons, their dead relatives, and the ones...

Yep. Felons, their dead relatives, and the ones who claim residence in multiple states so they can vote more than once.
Firearms Forum: The Club House 08-22-2014, 02:46 PM
Replies: 38,955
Views: 1,212,648
Posted By AIKIJUTSU
They couldn't hack it. A few suffered serious...

They couldn't hack it. A few suffered serious injury, some couldn't pass physical fitness tests, some were "nervous in the service". One kid was found to be only 15 years old. Another had an...
Firearms Forum: The Club House 08-22-2014, 12:35 PM
Replies: 38,955
Views: 1,212,648
Posted By AIKIJUTSU
Yep. On day one in Marine Corps boot camp, our...

Yep. On day one in Marine Corps boot camp, our platoon commander told us, "On graduation day, half of you people will not be here". He was exactly right. Out of the original 84 recruits, 42 of us...
Firearms Forum: The Club House 08-22-2014, 12:32 PM
Replies: 38,955
Views: 1,212,648
Posted By AIKIJUTSU
I grew up in a foster home, where "food" was...

I grew up in a foster home, where "food" was barely tolerable, and mealtime was traumatic. On my first day in Marine Corps boot camp, I had the best meal I'd ever had in my life. And every meal was...
Firearms Forum: The Club House 08-21-2014, 01:41 PM
Replies: 38,955
Views: 1,212,648
Posted By AIKIJUTSU
Patsy Cline, "I fall to pieces", 1961. The song...

Patsy Cline, "I fall to pieces", 1961. The song may have been appropriate in Marine Corps boot camp. :D
Firearms Forum: The Club House 08-20-2014, 03:02 PM
Replies: 852
Views: 33,440
Posted By AIKIJUTSU
I had a somewhat similar experience when I was...

I had a somewhat similar experience when I was MUCH younger. I was seeing a lovely young lady, and one day on our lunch break, we were walking in a park near where we worked. She asked me to teach...
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