WTF is a "Military Feature"
Im kinda perplexed, Much of NY's new Ass Weapon" ban is based on a category called "Military Features", WTF isn't a military feature on any firearm? Time for a little satire to lighten up the joint!
I guess you could say a Bayonet lug is a "Military Feature" of sorts but German Boar Hunters loved that "Feature" for a second Chance to live as standoff from Razor sharp Tusks so that's actually a "Hunting Feature" also. Get rid of those damn lugs, they are dangerous!
What else is a "Military Feature", a flash suppressor! Yup, guns that are ASS Weapons certainly do use those often to try to hide their exact location from the person trying to kill them. I guess those of us that would use them to defend ourselves, a family member or neighbor dont deserve the same advantages the scum-sucker raping his wife has!. Use the same lame logic for silencers. If only we could get rid of both of those, the planet would be much safer.
Then there is the evil "Folding Stock", You know, the Military feature that makes an AK fold up and fit in your pocket like George Jetsons Car! That is dangerous, real 007 stuff, next thing you know, they will be putting pistols in belt buckles. Oops, been there done that about 100 years ago (before the CNC)!!
That Semi-Automatic thing is a real killer, think about the children for gods sakes! After all, nobody uses bolt action rifles, they arent all; that accurate are they (See Sniper, One Shot, One Kill)! Them damn Semi's are just one sear from being fully auto anyways and you can probably buy the parts at Walmart to do that, semis gotta go!
Dont forget about High/ speed Cap Clips and Mags! Those are the worst, I mean if your not shooting Platoons of VC on the Delta, WTF do you need 8 whole rounds of protection for? My benevolent governor has allowed us to purchase those elusive 7 round Mags for our AR and AK style weapons (If they dont have 2 "Military Features").
Really, when it comes right down to it, guns were originally made for the Military to begin with so arent they all chocked full of "Military Features"?
Boy we really just gotta face it- guns are really bad things, all of them, they all gotta go and then it will be perfect everywhere! (end Rant with 3 Bagpipers playing Amazing grace (stripped of their sgian-dubh), then a single Bugle plays Taps....)
Last edited by WebleyFosbery38; 01-19-2013 at 01:13 PM.