Originally Posted by dunerunner
Do you drink alcohol? Every day!
How much alcohol do you consume on a daily basis? I can't remember, but enough so that I can't remember how much.
What time do you start drinking? What time is it now?
That's funny right there.
The last time I got my physical the gal, a young nurses' assistant, asked about my alcohol and then asked to put a number to how many I thought had in a past week to ten days. She said my number was "a lot to her" and I responded that I was twice her age of which I had just added to with a birthday over the last weekend, outweighed her by a good 100lbs. - and that I wasn't there to discuss my drinking.
See seemed to clam right up and get on with getting the doctor in there after that exchange.