The Libery Crier should try reading and summarizing articles that were published more recently than seven and a half years ago. This is old news. They even devised V-tip safety knives.
More recently they have been switching to light plastic beer mugs as heavy glass "pints" have been determined to be weapons in the hands of common, drunken, Britons.
This above all: to thine own self be true, And it must follow, as the night the day, Thou canst not then be false to any man.