The best weapon against the gunphobes is ridicule . Feel free to send these jokes far and wide :
Topical Humor :
1. " I'm all for universal background checks ; once it is done to everybody instead of just gun buyers, it will be called invasion of privacy and ended ."
2." MSNBC's slogan is " Lean Forward " but I always find them leaning leftward ."
3. Question : " Why do the FOX News women wear short skirts ?
Answer : " To tease the crap out of Rachel Maddow " .
4. "Over 100,000 people signed the petition to deport Piers Morgan but England refused to take him back ."
5. " Obama has a plan to boost the economy : He's going to drive gun sales up even higher " .
6. " Obama would have liked it better in the Soviet Union, where you could do everything by executive order . "
7. Question : Why do Americans buy AR-15s ?
Answer : Because Obama sold all of the AK-47s to Mexican drug gangs .
8. Hillary Clinton and Obama have made progress on " gun control " ....They disarmed the security guards in Benghazi, didn't they ?
9. Why does MSNBC tell you to " Lean Forward " ?
Because you are about to get it in the ass ?
10. Aren't you tired of listening to shrill female news voices on T.V. ? I'm for a ban on " assault women "....
11. I was all excited about possibly becoming a "progressive" until I found out its a code word for " liberal " .
12. Obama's version of Marxism is : " From each according to his ability. To each according to his greed " .
13. Don't worry. We don't want to take away all of your guns - Just the "assault weapons"...and the Saturday Night Specials...and the "snubbies" ...and the "haaaandguns "...and the sniper rifles...and the military guns...and the sawed-off shotguns...and the automatic weapons...and the semi-automatics and anything that holds a lot of rounds...Riiight !
14. Economy bad. Unemployment bad. Deficit bad. National debt bad. What's left ? CNN, MSNBC, Washington Post, New York Times....They are all far left !
15. Obama says he enjoys skeet shooting at Camp David . Yes, and I play golf in my backyard !
16. First we had the Clinton duck hunt photo op . Now we have the Obama Skeet Shoot . Did anyone tell them what some crazy with one of those shotguns could do to school full of children ? No wait, without a folding stock and bayonnet lug those guns are just toys .