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Spartan 07-10-2007 08:42 PM

Gun Refresher Course
Ok, this was pretty cool, I came across this at my local range, some of you may already have seen this elsewhere, but I thought I would post it for those who havent yet. I carry this with my badge.

A. An armed person is a citizen. An unarmed person is a subject.
B. A gun in the hand is better than a cop on the phone.
C. Smith & Wesson: The original point and click interface.
D. Gun control is not about guns; it's about control.
E. If guns were outlawed, can we use swords?
F. If guns cause crime, then pencils cause misspelled words.
G. Free men do not ask permission to bear arms.
H. If you don't know your rights you don't have any.
I. Those who trade liberty fo security have neither.
J. The United States Constitution (c) 1791. All Rights Reserved.
K. What part of "shall not be infringed" do you not understand?
L. The Second Amendment is in place in case they ignore the others.
M. 64,999,987 firearms owners killed no one yesterday.
N. Guns only have two enemies: Rust and Politicians.
O. Know guns, know peace and safety. No guns, no peace nor safety.
P. You don't shoot to kill; you shoot to stay alive.
Q. 911 - government sponsored Dial a Prayer.
R. Assault is a behavior, not a device.
S. Criminals love gun control, it makes their jobs safer.
T. If Guns cause Crime, then Matches cause Arson.
U. Only a government that is afraid of its citizens tries to control them.
V. You only have the rights you are willing to fight for.
W. Enforce the "gun control laws" in place, don't make more.
X. When you remove the people's right to bear arms, you create slaves.
Y. The American Revolution would never have happened with Gun Control.
Z. "...a government by the people, for the people..."
little z. Thank God we live in America and not

bkt 07-10-2007 08:54 PM

Outstanding - thanks.

BLS33 07-10-2007 09:11 PM

Good stuff!

SheGUN 07-15-2007 04:46 PM

Love 'em! Will definitely use some of those..........

robocop10mm 07-16-2007 01:57 PM

If guns cause crime, then spoons caused Rosie O'donnell to be fat.

Spartan 07-17-2007 07:21 AM

lmfao, that was good, we'll have to add that one!!

robocop10mm 07-17-2007 03:06 PM

Ted Kennedy's car has killed more people than my gun.

Taxpayer 08-07-2007 05:01 PM


Originally Posted by robocop10mm (Post 4590)
Ted Kennedy's car has killed more people than my gun.

I am not singling you out to attack you or anything, But I have stopped using the above remark. I used to enjoy using it until it dawned on me that saying that blamed the death of Mary Jo Kopechne on the car, and not on Ted Kennedy. To me it is like saying that a gun killed someone instead of the person who pulled the trigger. :)

However, one of my favorite Kennedy remarks dates back to when William Kennedy Smith was on trial for raping the babysitter back in the 90's at the "kennedy compound". The story goes that Kennedy did not actually rape the baby sitter, but instead cornered her and said, "you're gonna stay here and have sex with us all night long, or I'll have uncle Ted drive you home!"


1984cj 08-08-2007 08:09 PM


Originally Posted by Spartan (Post 4254)
If guns were outlawed, can we use swords?

Unfortunately, swords are already illegal to carry. I believe that in certain areas of the US double edged knives are also illegal.

Spartan 08-09-2007 02:30 PM

original post
seriously though, i didnt make any of these up, somebody else did, and what is the deal with actually analyzing the friggin joke? weird, too much time i guess. duh on the sword thing, kind of went out with the whole barbaric perspective right around 1812 or some crap, i think the only guys who carry them really are cavalry officers, who wants to get that close when you can just use a gun. it was funny though, the point of it i think was the absurdity of gun control in a country founded by the gun and the freedom to carry.

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