Why do all these gun hating women
appear sexually frustrated?
Broomstick Brady, Hillary McClintock,
this firestick, they all appear as if they
have a bug the size of a PENGUIN
firmly lodged where the sun doesn't
YO!! LADIES!! Ever heard of Metamucil?
FART occasionally. Blame it on the dog.
Try a nice, big, smile. Then, just maybe,
somebody will take you to the gun range...