Originally Posted by fmj
Last time I ate at Dennys, was headed to the Indy 1500 gunshow....best colon cleansing i have had in a LONG time. Spent a large quantity of time hunting facilities as wave after wave of explosive excretions overcame me. EXACTLY what one wants to be doing whilst wandering around the largest gun show in the state, shopping for guns and accessories.
You would have loved the waitress at our local Denny's,
before it closed. She'd spend 15 minutes with customers,
and 45 minutes in the bathroom on the phone. I'm sure one day
she'll accidentally take a shower. I wouldn't be
surprised if she thought the crappy tips I left were good...