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Old 07-23-2012, 10:24 PM   #21
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I was in the supermarket isle the other day, boring in on the

goober blocking the isle, he sez "Watchoo lookin' at?"

I replied "An A**H*LE!" Must have been his first time to a

supermarket. I know that whole "move up and down the isles,

while taking what you want to buy" thing is a little tricky...

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Good job, Tack. I don't have it in me to reply like that but when someone makes a rude comment to me I usually reply with...."It's a good thing I really don't care what you think." Then just walk away.

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Old 07-23-2012, 10:48 PM   #23
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That's funny as hell!!! I'm the type who thinks of the killer comeback 30 seconds after it's too late...Thanks for sharing!

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I was in the supermarket isle the other day, boring in on the

goober blocking the isle, he sez "Watchoo lookin' at?"

I replied "An A**H*LE!" Must have been his first time to a

supermarket. I know that whole "move up and down the isles,

while taking what you want to buy" thing is a little tricky...
Oh, don't get me started. Morons in the Market - particularly lardassians whose bodies take up half the aisle all by themselves - really pluck my nerves. They have to study the label on each can/jar/box of the same thing extremely carefully. Then other idiots load their large cart of 110 items into the 7-or-fewer lane and have the gall to be unprepared and even surprised when the check-out person asks for money. THEN they have to waddle to the door AND STOP RIGHT IN FRONT OF IT, BLOCKING IT, TO TAKE A FULL INVENTORY OF THEIR PURSE WHICH WOULD BE TOO LARGE FOR A CARRY-ON BAG ON AN AIRLINE! GAAA!

Oblivions p!ss me off.
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Good job, Tack. I don't have it in me to reply like that but when someone makes a rude comment to me I usually reply with...."It's a good thing I really don't care what you think." Then just walk away.
Your welcome...any other Infantry Vets here will agree that Grunts can be brutal and if your going to hold your own then the art of the "quick comeback" is almost as important as shooting straight.

I think the "ribbing" wars is what I miss most about my time in service...poor chubby lady rattled the wrong cage.
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Never have a battle of wits with an unarmed person. It's unsportsmanlike.

Wait, never mind, carry on...

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Never have a battle of wits with an unarmed person. It's unsportsmanlike.

Wait, never mind, carry on...
That's glorious...I actually told my Platoon Sergeant that HE was engaged in a battle of witts...and HE was fresh out of ammo!

Never did have patients for people who abuse authority so I patiently waited for this ass clown to open the door, then jumped through with both feet.

Yeah, I did a few push ups for it but having the entire platoon break ranks in uncontlable laughter at his expense was well worth it.

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Tack
You should have hit her with this.
Why ask why.
It would have confused the hell out of her.
And it is not supposed to make sense.
Good job though

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I do believe that every fat-ass woman I have ever been in any kind of contact with actually believes that she is superior in every way, and therefore, can say or do anything she pleases. I can't figure it out, as they are too lazy and undisciplined to even watch what and how much they stuff in their mouth.

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You can usually cure antis with one range trip, letting them shoot

your .22LRs.

Of course, they still act like it was all their original, PC idea,

but they're no longer antis...

IMHO, we need to organize the pro-gunners, antis would then

be much like a fart in a blizzard.
Spot on you are. Nothing cures hoplophobia like a good ole .22!
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