I need to find those pictures where we started spelling stuff with black powder and then lighting it on fire horrible horrible idea and I could use some cake.
Admiral Yamamoto: "You cannot invade mainland United States. There would be a rifle behind each blade of grass."
"I have a very strict gun control policy: if there's a gun around, I want to be in control of it."
- Clint Eastwood
"But if someone has a gun and is trying to kill you ... it would be reasonable to shoot back with your own gun."
- Dalai Lama