Don't you hate all those stupid pieces of paper?
Oh, HELL no! I even added a couple. Complete with OFFISHYAL gold seals! My pride and joy, burried amongst the rest of the stuff on my "I love me" wall is a cert declaring I was the honor graduate of the Acme Typewriter & Thermonuclear Weapons Repair School.
Sometimes folks even read them- like the one from Guido's School of Mortuary Science and Embalming- motto "You stab 'em, we slab 'em!"