Originally Posted by Gatoragn
Kinda like sayin' "more deer are killed with a thutty-thutty than any other round".
No way man! Using a Glock is putting your life in danger. Glocks are the spawn of Satan himself! They draw themselves from the holster, float up in front of you, slowly squeeze their own trigger and BAM! They pop you RIGHT IN THE SWEET SPOT!
That's the REAL reason cops use triple retention holsters. To keep the Glocks from drawing themselves.
Why do you think NYPD had so much trouble last year? Nobody believed those guys when they said their guns just started shooting themselves. Nobody ever believes Glocks are wicked and hurt people all by themselves.
Not until this happens:
The Glock in this picture even disguised itself as another gun. But as soon as it started floating in the air, the officer knew. Because only Glocks discharge when you don't want them to. All other guns know better than to shoot anything but a paper target and a bad guy.