Dear tactical fun - what the f*ck do I know about guns? You have been writing to me about them for years now and still not one god damn picture?
Sure we got boobs all over the place and whatever that picture is you drew back in Dec of '06 during those "dark days" we don't talk about anymore, but no pictures of these guns you keep talking about.
While we are on the subject of stuff I just don't get, what's with you coming to me with all your problems but you never ask how I am doing? The hell man?!
Do I look like god damn Dr. Phil up in this place? I only know about him because of the "list" you made, but at least you told me some stuff about him other than a bunch of watch words I don't get.
Slide cuts? I thought we were past our "cutting" time together. Why the relapse? Just because this new gun wants you too? I thought we were stronger than this?
I'm afraid that we are drifting apart and that you just don't seem to be making progress like we talked about on so many of these tear soaked pages.
I think we might need some time apart. You know, like a vacation. It will be good for us in the long run.