LOL, That reminds me of a time when I was about 10 or 11 years old and I was out hunting dove with my family and I got into a fight with my older brother. Of coarse, I got my butt kicked AGAIN and my brother sat back down with my step dad's Winchester pump 12 gauge. I'm not sure what he was doing but he had his head down on the gun and fired and ended up with a bloody nose.
That was so cool! Almost as if I gave it to him!
"However [political parties] may now and then answer popular ends, they are likely in the course of time and things, to become potent engines, by which cunning, ambitious, and unprincipled men will be enabled to subvert the power of the people and to usurp for themselves the reins of government, destroying afterwards the very engines which have lifted them to unjust dominion."
- GEORGE WASHINGTON (from his Farewell Address, 1796) .