ive got a gun unless i have to go through a metal detector or xray.
but i would carry a scottish claymore
or maybe one of these. nothing says stfu like a good spiked club
"Gun control: The theory that a woman found dead in an alley, raped and strangled with her panty hose, is somehow morally superior to a woman explaining to police how her attacker got that fatal bullet wound." — L. Neil Smith
The problem with being stupid is you cannot simply decide to stop doing dumb things...
"I crapped my pants to avoid the draft!!" -Ted Nugent