[NGIB]

We've had an influx of retail security experts lately and I'm wondering if any are graduates of The Elite Tactical Retail Security Academy (TETRSA)? I've applied a half dozen times but I can't seem to pass the operational evaluation to gain entry. The part that nails me is "Blading off at a 45 degree angle from suspected perps". Every time I try, I never get the angle right. Got real close last time with 46 degrees but they demand perfection...

[c3shooter]

The secret is to use the lines on the floor tiles as your guide. If there is a seamless terrazo floor, use the ceiling tiles.

[NGIB]

Originally Posted by c3shooter

The secret is to use the lines on the floor tiles as your guide. If there is a seamless terrazo floor, use the ceiling tiles.

Dammit c3, I knew there must be a proven method to accomplish this. Hopefully, I'll pass the test next time around...

[suprdave]

Originally Posted by MASDriver2

Man some of these guys are real D bags. not sure why the mods let them hang around.

Oh well Well said triturator....

Why don't you practice falling down, and I'll be there in a minute?

[doctherock]

Originally Posted by suprdave

Why don't you practice falling down, and I'll be there in a minute?

You got out all wrong, your supposed to tell him to go practice spitting out teeth.

[suprdave]

Originally Posted by doctherock

You got out all wrong, your supposed to tell him to go practice spitting out teeth.

I was going easy on him!