JoshH, don't go out and buy a lottery ticket, you have already used up most of your luck. You are lucky to be alive after the table incident, and you are even luckier to still have a hand. Most people who put a hand into a rebar bender don't still have a hand afterwards.
Is it better to do the right thing for the wrong reason, or to do the wrong thing for the right reason? If you do the wrong thing for the right reason, is it still the wrong thing?
Si vis pacem parabellum.
To those who wish to take away our Second Amendment rights. What will you do when we, all 100,000,000 of us, stand as one, and say no?