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Old 11-01-2011, 05:27 AM   #11
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I figure I'll just strap on my dropleg and the ar, using the handlebars of my bike(motorcycle) and when the ar runs dry, pull my 1911 and start praying

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I've been doing a bunch of research on Netflix and what if the common theory of the lack of quickness and agility of zombies is incorrect? I mean, what if they turn out to be quick agile little buggers? Wouldn't you consider vampires to be a type of zombie? Vampires are raised from the dead, undead, who sustain themselves with the fluids of the living. My research on them shows that they are quick, cunning and more dangerous than the stereotypical zombie.

I'm starting to get a little concerned.

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What, c3, no snake?
And isn't Napalm no longer used?
I guess a man can dream.

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and what about rob zombie. I think he might duck or something if you swung a machette at him.

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I would do like old boy did on the walking dead, shoot my fat friend in the leg so they would give me time to escape.

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I would do like old boy did on the walking dead, shoot my fat friend in the leg so they would give me time to escape.
I need me a fat friend first. Right now, i'm the heaviest
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I would be screwed, I don't own any firearms yet. I can try my bow and arrow and paintball guns .

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i some times day dream of sitting on top of my roof with my AR and my .308 with a truckload of ammo boxes sitting around me over looking a field of bodies!
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I've never wanted a Gatling gun, until now.

Would you still have to go for head shoots with a 45/70 Gatling gun?

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Can I play? 'Puff the Magic Dragon'. Either that or my rototiller.

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